go ahead: make my pants
go ahead: make my pants
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
Hahaha
What is this, a center for pants?
Arnold Bros. (est. 1905) has spoken!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants."Originally Posted by nome1486
All right, here's another silly game I borrowed from another forum (like we need one more). It is basically taking any movie line and replacing one or more select words with the word "pants." Seeing as how this is a literature forum, I suppose it would also work with quotes from books, but it might not work as well since quotes from books are usually less well-known, and you also don't have the fun of visualizing a famous actor saying some goofy pants phrase.
Anyway, here's an example that I'll steal from Max Whittaker's signature from the movie The Empire Strikes Back (or is it Return of the Jedi?)
"Pants lead to anger, pants lead to hate, pants lead to suffering."
To put it another way:
"Fear leads to pants, anger leads to pants, hate leads to pants."
Okay, so it looks silly, but after seeing so many pants quotes the word "pants" eventually starts to sound really funny.
From Pride and Prejudice
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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From 'The Fellowship of the ring'
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...
Legolas: ...and you have my pants...
Gimli: ...and my pants.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the pants, then Gondor will see it done.
Elrond: Nine pants. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the pants
Galadriel: The one pants to rule them all.
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
"Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable pants and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best pants of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."
from Emma
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you have never met.
From one of the best movies ever made:
"If this is a counselor's ship, where's the pants?"
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
"I'll be pants"
- Classic Arnie
"Pants, my dear Watson."
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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"frankly my pants, I dont give a d***"
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you have never met.
"Between pants and nothing, I will take pants."
The Wild Palms, William Faulkner
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"If it is honorable for you to disturb the dead, I shall consider it an honor and will make it my ambition to disturb your living." - Captain Miles Hazzard
'Sir, I wanted to ask you something.'
'Ask ayway, then, m'boy, ask away...'
'Sir, I wondered what you know about.. about Pants?'
- Tom Riddle and Professor Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -
Our lives are better left to chance.
I could have missed the pain,
but then I'd have had to miss the dance
Garth Brooks
I love pants. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchiker's Guide to Pants
Last edited by Miss Darcy; 07-30-2005 at 06:22 AM.
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-Aldous Huxley
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-W. A. Mozart
Non scholae, sed vitae discimus.
Not school, but life teaches us.
“Pants! Pants! My kingdom for pants!”
Richard III
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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"All pants abandon, ye who enter in!"
- from Dante Alighieri's Inferno
"Where are the pants of yesteryear?"
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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