Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[mir]

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Virgil?

[Madhuri]

Good one, Mir

[OZEED]

Touche Mir....

[Pensive]

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Virgil?

Oops, but I am not supposed to take any sides. Pensive is against GD.

[Pendragon]

Guys, I know how to chase the girls out. We could start a poker game and put on a boxing match on the television. Anyone got cigars?

I'll stick to my pipe, since I quit smoking years ago. Just hold one in my mouth for inspiration when I write. Is the poker game Texas Hold 'Em? Love to play that game! Watch out though, I have a good poker face! Could call ourselves The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... After all, we are rather, shall we say, eccentric?

[OZEED]

now this is what I'm taking about, important stuff.
I just got a call from a friend who works for a major sports retailer, she just got me a whole lotta sports and gym stuff at prices below cost....I can't wait to get home.

[Virgil]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...

I like that Pen.

[OZEED]

I like that as well, though I was thinking a bit more original. We'll give it a couple of days and if we don't get any other options we'll go with that...agreed?

[optimisticnad]

wow. im so miserable that wer not allowed here. i mean isnt it marvellous conversations wer having here. marvellous. keep it up boys. i never realised how boring and dull boys r really.i mean us girls theres so much to us: make up, clothes, family, gril issues, studies, boys....and so much more.
but you boys: sports, cars and those of u who dont like one of those usually substitue it with girls.
today when i was waiting at the bus stop this girl in very skimpy and clothes went past (its freezing by the way, do they not feel cold?) and four youghts were sitting at the bus stop and every single one of them turned thier heads and watched her walk past. it was hillarious. typical hey! i mean us girls would never do that would we? unless he was carrying pride and prejudice or something along those lines. than we woldnt look wed follow!

[Nightshade]

hey opti not meaning to but in or anything but your sort of ruining the experiment by interfeering, they need 'space' or well the illusion of not having girls hanging over their shoulders gauping to have these conversations.


When we all KNOW that a few of us at least are going to be reading this.

[Stanislaw]

Maybe that is why she chose the utility van... It might be reflecting the company perfectly well!

only if we were a bunch o hippies...or...yeah hippies.

Typical women behaviour, going for one of the worst cars you can possibly think of!!! Don't they think about the image of a company!? The car needs to reflect the company, what will people think if they see an utility van???? And a GMC one at that! Very bad call from your female boss

Exactly...we need to show the public and the people that we contract out to that we are the it gangstas...the mafia of the Information world...the Illuminatie of the mainstream datastream!

but now we look like...well...hippies...or worse...a bunch o nerdish techies who have pictures of sports cars and scifi babes on our office cubes...(but we really don't want to show the truth)

Bah, you can keep your stupid merc. I want one of these:



(1935 Bentley, complete with running board)

Hey, thats pretty cool!

Oh come now, they'll think it's the plumbers dropping by to take a look at the toilet trouble they've been having ever since the boss ate too much curry.

Exactly...another very valid point!!

Well...we have started to correct the situation...we got it painted black...with our logo on the side, but thats as far as she will concede...she won't let us hire a guy to put the orange A-Team pinstripes on it, and she wont let us buy new cooler wheels or a spoiler...so yeah...we look like geek hippie plumbers.

Hey we're not anti-femme, and we don't think that girls are slimy
we like girls, dont we guys? we just like our space as well.

yup we like teh girls!

[Scheherazade]

only if we were a bunch o hippies...or...yeah hippies.

Hey, what's wrong with being a hippy??

And, you know, some popular characters drive vans:

[Stanislaw]

Hey, what's wrong with being a hippy??

And, you know, some popular characters drive vans:

well...theres no way she will let us paint the van a mystery machine style...and she already forbode us from turning it into the A-Team van.

[Nightshade]

you never know she might be a mystery inc fan, and just not like the A team

[Stanislaw]

you never know she might be a mystery inc fan, and just not like the A team

not like the A-Team...impossible!