Made-up quotes? Funny Quotes? Famous Quotes?
Random thread, of course. What could be more joyous for us all. Just say any quote, whether famous, your own, or funny to you. Just write it down for no reason, because I like quotes and love hearing new ones. (Haha)
Here it goes:
On a serious note,
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
~Josh Billings
"You're ordering a prostitute on my cell phone." ~Ryan Carroll
Your turn.
Re: Fun Quotes (melikeyou)
More Fun Quotes??
Here, I have two funny signs!
In a Zoo: "Please, be safe. Do not stand, sit, or climb or lean on a zoo fence. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might cause them indigestion or make them sick"
from The Animal Welfare Organization.
(HAHAHAAHAHAHA)
In a Restroom: "Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean
Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think.
Ladies: Please remain seated for the whole performance."
Thanks for posting your own Funny signs ninjahukage!
And now, I am able to create my own!
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