Random thread, of course. What could be more joyous for us all. Just say any quote, whether famous, your own, or funny to you. Just write it down for no reason, because I like quotes and love hearing new ones. (Haha)
Here it goes:
On a serious note,
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
"You're ordering a prostitute on my cell phone." ~Ryan Carroll