Yes, I Love Big, Boring Books I'm a contrarian by nature and by heart: authoritarian of the dumb and the smart. So, you say that "Moby-Dick goes dully on and on"? And Dickens' *yawn* Pickwick Papers a marathon of tedium and woe? For me such dullard cries bestow a golden glow of heavy levity upon those boring books of noted gravity. Of Kindels, texts or Nooks -- I am ...
Updated 05-01-2011 at 08:53 PM by The Comedian
So our old pot, It rocked a lot: When you had to "go", It swayed to and fro. Both the bowl and basin Did much water wastin'. A miserable crapper With a broken flapper! "Enough!" I said. So off I sped To the big box store. Hoses, pipes and more They had in great supply. And potties! I had to try To pick one with the perfect flush. But I was in such a rush! ...
Into the Open Sky Our autumn leaves descend -- Poplar, sugar maple, Oak, and black cherry -- The colored-side face down. Pines half-participate -- They shed (like deer in spring) Their summer-gathering Interior needles. I love them, these old pines: Their autumn molting time, Their winter sun diets, Their shedding summer fluff. I rake them this morning-- The turned leaves ...
Updated 10-19-2010 at 01:28 PM by The Comedian (Thoughtful reader feedback)
This poem was written for the Picture Poetry Contest. It is a response to this image: Transparency The sun behind the stones, The people in the crag, His hands in his pockets, Her hands behind her gown. We hide what we can see: These people, the earth, and me. The sun behind the clouds, The rain ...
This poem was originally posted in the Picture Poetry Contest. Will you continue to look at me, please? Fair skin, dark hair, black circles, white sclera: You're a pose of contrasts. Metallic blue Feathers reflected under mascara. They airbrushed you. Can't you see? No face is That white, that unblemished, that de-veined. You're a Wal-Mart shrimp frozen from the farm. Bloodless and raised in a seine to be seined. ...
Updated 05-07-2010 at 11:58 AM by The Comedian