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Haircut. (satire) (Editorial)
From: The Nation
Date: 19930614
Author:Lingeman, Richard
The occasion of Pres Bill Clinton's $200 haircut inspires an imaginary conversation with Ross Perot's barber. The barber discusses Perot's opinion of the haircut and of government in general.
With a deep bow to Ring Lardner
Atrim? My pleasure, friend. Just passing through? Why yes, there's a hotel right on Main Street, just two blocks east from my shop. Central Hotel--can't miss it. Some salesmen like the Radisson out on I-93, west of town. If you want supper, there's Denny's right next door. Only the high-type folks eat there, if you know what I mean. I'm not prejudiced, ...
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