Literature Network » Kenneth Grahame

Rhyme & Reason In charge

Content courtesy of

From: The Sunday Telegraph London
Date: 20050807
Author:Peter Pindar

Prescott in charge as PM goes on holiday

(With apologies to Kenneth Grahame and Mr Toad's Song)

The weak go on vacation

In August when it's hot.

The one who'll stay to save the day

Is cool mad-dog Prescott.

In formal foreign photos

He's difficult to spot.

See that Les Dawson lookalike?

It's front-rank star Prescott.

Some have a big department

And do an awful lot.

But none knocks down and builds up like

The DPM Prescott.

The hordes of al-Qaeda

Will vanish like a shot

Before the threatening left jab

Of champion Prescott.

He likes a Yorkshire pudding

Or Lancashire hotpot,

But don't you try ...

Read the rest of this article with a Free Trial at HighBeam Research.



Other Articles on Kenneth Grahame

  • Kenneth Grahame
  • Gender Trouble in Arcadia or a world of multigendered possibility? Intersubjectivity and gender in The Wind in the Willows.(a book by Kenneth Grahame)(Critical essay)
  • Private torments of Wind in Willows author; The book is a hymn to Old England. But, for its author, it meant much more than that. A hundred years after itspublication, John Preston explores the private torments that inspired Kenneth Grahame to write his c
  • TravelEtc: Grand tours; Life is too short to waste on spring- cleaning Great writers and their adventures in literature. This week: Kenneth Grahame
  • WILLOWS CAST AN ENDURING SPELL.
  • LOST IN the wild wood LITERATURE 'THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS' IS A HYMN TO OLD ENGLAND. BUT FOR ITS AUTHOR, IT MEANT MUCH MORE THAN THAT. A HUNDRED YEARS AFTER ITS PUBLICATION, JOHN PRESTON EXPLORES THE PRIVATE TORMENTS THAT INSPIRED KENNETH GRAHAME
  • `Reluctant Dragon' roars for Lifeline Theatre crowd
  • The Wind in the Willows.(Brief article)(Book review)
  • Great outdoors for Mr Toad.(Features)
  • Great outdoors for Mr Toad
  • Find More Articles

    • About Our Articles: We've partnered with Highbeam Research to provide these article excerpts for your research needs. However, due to copyright laws, we cannot publish the whole article. To view these articles in full length you'll need to use the link above to access the free trial at Highbeam.



    - 1P2-8936725
    Art of Worldly Wisdom Daily
    In the 1600s, Balthasar Gracian, a jesuit priest wrote 300 aphorisms on living life called "The Art of Worldly Wisdom." Join our newsletter below and read them all, one at a time.
    Email:
    		Sonnet-a-Day Newsletter
    Shakespeare wrote over 150 sonnets! Join our Sonnet-A-Day Newsletter and read them all, one at a time.
    Email: