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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Like most Scottish and Welsh males at this time of year, Jocky and Daffy will be suffering from PRT (Pre-Rugger-Tension,) its that time of year again.

    As to secrets, I'm sure I have some...if only I could remember what they are.
    Just imagine your time again with Facebook... all those easily retrievable and public memories...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post



    Whereas men are usually attracted to the extrovert.


    Talk about your patients for a while, that'll cool everyone off.

    Men do seem to like extroverts; but do they actually look for that in a wife?

    I'm trying to forget my patients at the moment...I wonder if I can find some way to become independently wealthy

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post

    As to secrets, I'm sure I have some...if only I could remember what they are.
    You know, I don't think most men forget anything; it's just how much beer it's buried under...
    How about a couple of laggers What do we have in the house, Parker?

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Just imagine your time again with Facebook... all those easily retrievable and public memories...
    What do people actually see in facebook...I mean, I guess if you are dating a woman and you want to see if she will look like mom in 20 years, you can look at her family album...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Men do seem to like extroverts; but do they actually look for that in a wife?
    No, I think the classic stereotype is about right. A virgin whose father owns a brewery.

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I'm trying to forget my patients at the moment...I wonder if I can find some way to become independently wealthy
    You and me both. Whoever finds it first tells the other, ok?

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    What do people actually see in facebook...I mean, I guess if you are dating a woman and you want to see if she will look like mom in 20 years, you can look at her family album...
    Fortunately, it isn't always the case. Mrs Atheist is all of 52 kg soaking wet (about 114 lbs).

    Her mother is about 140 kg, or 310 lbs.

    I kid you not. She is hippo-like.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Facebook itself is utterly tedious. We do keep in touch with family through it though - and the lad who's away. As a parent you get a slight insight into what the kids are doing. It's quite nice for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Fortunately, it isn't always the case. Mrs Atheist is all of 52 kg soaking wet (about 114 lbs).

    Her mother is about 140 kg, or 310 lbs.

    I kid you not. She is hippo-like.
    Sorry, couldn't resist this.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-DT30_Kjdk
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Excellent, thanks!

    I haven't even thought of Leonard Rossiter in years. Brilliant.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    No, I think the classic stereotype is about right. A virgin whose father owns a brewery.

    You and me both. Whoever finds it first tells the other, ok?

    Fortunately, it isn't always the case. Mrs Atheist is all of 52 kg soaking wet (about 114 lbs).

    Her mother is about 140 kg, or 310 lbs.

    I kid you not. She is hippo-like.
    Isn't it odd that the rich father works well for men; with a woman, rich in-laws are a nightmare. Some of us choose the virgins also, "Yes, dear, this is what all women want"; but some of us choose the mature, experienced lover...
    When I become independently wealthy, I will gloat shamelessly and offer all of my bloke friends stock in my company...actually, I think you may have a better chance at finding wealth since I spend most of my time dreaming
    Who did Mrs Atheist take after; or is she thin because you chase her about the house

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Facebook itself is utterly tedious. We do keep in touch with family through it though - and the lad who's away. As a parent you get a slight insight into what the kids are doing. It's quite nice for that.
    It is helpful that way; the kids seem to share all of the things they keep from us. I just befriended my nephew, his parents took pride in bringing him up in a Christian, very strict, hands on home; he now has videos of speeding through a tunnel, eyes closed, hands off the wheel in his parents Lincoln SUV...

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    Sorry, couldn't resist this.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-DT30_Kjdk
    I love this show; are there any full episodes anywhere for free?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Who did Mrs Atheist take after; or is she thin because you chase her about the house
    Pretty sure that's it!

    It sure as hell isn't a diet, because she eats like a team of horses.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    It's a good series. I didn't think much of the new one. The books by David Nobbs are laugh out loud funny in parts. A rarity that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Pretty sure that's it!

    It sure as hell isn't a diet, because she eats like a team of horses.
    You devil you; well, the old prostate must be under control then and the Mrs still smiling and has a fast metabolism...

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    It's a good series. I didn't think much of the new one. The books by David Nobbs are laugh out loud funny in parts. A rarity that.
    I'll have to check out the books

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    Okay, are you guys in great singing voice...all together for tomorrow...Happy Birthday to Gail, She looks really swell....

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Okay, are you guys in great singing voice...all together for tomorrow...Happy Birthday to Gail, She looks really swell....
    Woohoo!

    Party!

    Parker has the Kahlua at the ready, shall I start a countdown?

    Edit: I see it's actually your birthday today! You can have a 48-hour party, start with NZ time, finish in Hawaii time.

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    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Okay, are you guys in great singing voice...all together for tomorrow...Happy Birthday to Gail, She looks really swell....
    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Woohoo!

    Party!

    Parker has the Kahlua at the ready, shall I start a countdown?

    Edit: I see it's actually your birthday today! You can have a 48-hour party, start with NZ time, finish in Hawaii time.

    Well, I can't wait any longer and besides, it's Saturday night...

    Happy Birthday Soundofmusic!


    “Here’s looking at you kid”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv8MG...eature=related



    Hold on…that won’t do. Let’s liven things up a bit:

    Three Stooges and Mambo No. 5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPHwVkP5v5E

    Bo Diddley
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3ohStx0uE

    Bob Wills
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLr0w...eature=related

    The wind down:
    Artie Shaw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6y7Qs2A-o

    Edelweiss
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFHuj...eature=related


    Gilliatt
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Happy birthday Sounds!!

    The forum is alive with the Soundofmusic.

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    Thanks so much, Gentlemen...You've made this a very special birthday and a great year!

    I had to do a 12 hour shift today; so I'll write more tomorrow...kisses to you all.

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