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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    So did he go into their intimate relationship; I always heard that Keith and Mick were an item before Mick and Bowie started hitting it


    I don't know about that, but Keef certainly doesn't like Mick very much - just put up with him for the sake of the $. Now it's over, he's quite happy to dish the dirt, which so far includes:

    Calling Mick "your majesty" due to his overbearing attitude.

    Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".

    Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach - a revelation Jagger tried to stop, apparently, but was thwarted by Keef "just telling the truth".

    Very juicy!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    [QUOTE=The Atheist;967807]:Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach QUOTE]



    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post


    I don't know about that, but Keef certainly doesn't like Mick very much - just put up with him for the sake of the $. Now it's over, he's quite happy to dish the dirt, which so far includes:

    Calling Mick "your majesty" due to his overbearing attitude.

    Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".
    I thought his overbearing attitude was part of his claim to fame; like the song, "You're so vain"
    I had always heard stories of his enormous appendage; perhaps Marianne was disappointed when she finally met up with it...
    I tend to find that Narcissists are not the best men to make a woman squeal..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    :Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach QUOTE]



    I don't know why he would be upset about people knowing he was trying to improve himself; he definitely sounded better than the twangy youth who made his first albums...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post

    Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".



    Very juicy!
    I just found an interesting quote by Marianne faithful, she said that after she left her husband; her first move was to "get a rolling stone boyfriend; I slept with 3 and decided the lead singer would be the best"

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I just found an interesting quote by Marianne faithful, she said that after she left her husband; her first move was to "get a rolling stone boyfriend; I slept with 3 and decided the lead singer would be the best"
    Have you ever heard Marianne's tribute to Mick?

    A little-known song called "Why'd ya do it?"

    It makes albums with "PROFANE LANGUAGE" stickers sound like nursery rhymes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Have you ever heard Marianne's tribute to Mick?

    A little-known song called "Why'd ya do it?"

    It makes albums with "PROFANE LANGUAGE" stickers sound like nursery rhymes.

    Woo, you aren't kidding And I thought she had been a nun all those years...got the story wrong.
    I wonder if that song was about Micks little side thing with the woman from "Hair"

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    ........ he definitely sounded better than the twangy youth who made his first albums...
    Last edited by Emil Miller; 10-19-2010 at 07:37 AM.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

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    Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Woo, you aren't kidding And I thought she had been a nun all those years...got the story wrong.
    I wonder if that song was about Micks little side thing with the woman from "Hair"
    I don't know whether she's ever specified one!



    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.


    Now, if we start down that track, we'll be doing Marmite jars next and we don't need that.

    Pass the scotch!
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    It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
    Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
    Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.


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    Those quiet northern blokes are ones to watch. Women are drawn to their silent manliness.

    I can't stay quiet for long enough to get a taste of that action.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.
    There are always people that will take things too far...Okay, I'm all for trying a bit of whipped cream or honey; but chocolate covered, carmel and mousse filled...Oh, god no...I hope she was shaved

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    I don't know whether she's ever specified one!

    Pass the scotch!
    Well, it's my opinion that the Mars bar made Mick realize he was missing out by not having a bit of "chocolate in his milkshake"

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
    Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.

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    Is prendrelemick keeping something from us...do tell us of your dalliances. Speaking of dalliances; has anyone seen Jockey or Daffyd?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Those quiet northern blokes are ones to watch. Women are drawn to their silent manliness.

    I can't stay quiet for long enough to get a taste of that action.
    Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...
    I'm going to use this to stop me from continuing on the rest of your post, which I know can only lead down a path to trouble.



    Whereas men are usually attracted to the extrovert.

    Oh, god, it's gonna get back onto sex again...

    Talk about your patients for a while, that'll cool everyone off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post




    Is prendrelemick keeping something from us...do tell us of your dalliances. Speaking of dalliances; has anyone seen Jockey or Daffyd?



    Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...

    Like most Scottish and Welsh males at this time of year, Jocky and Daffy will be suffering from PRT (Pre-Rugger-Tension,) its that time of year again.

    As to secrets, I'm sure I have some...if only I could remember what they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Like most Scottish and Welsh males at this time of year, Jocky and Daffy will be suffering from PRT (Pre-Rugger-Tension,) its that time of year again.
    Give then something to get excited about before they come down here and get slaughtered next year.

    Scotland did qualify, didn't they?

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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