"You can't really make that call." "Eras are so different." "Art is subjective."
Now that we have THAT out of the way...let's just give our opinions and have fun with it.
Best Epic Poem of All-Time?
Best Sonnet of All-Time?
Best Other Poem of All-Time
Best Short Story of All-Time?
Best Novella of All-Time?
Best Serial of All-Time?
Best Comedic Play of All-Time?
Best Dramatic Play of All-Time?
Best Comedic Novel of All-Time?
Best Dramatic Novel of All-Time?
And from those 10 nominees and categories--deliberately left somewhat broad, so you can interpret them how you wish for, as we've already acknowledged, art is subjective--the final envelope, please...
Best Work of All-Time?
Definitions:
"Best"=literary and cultural significance FIRST, and THEN personal taste.
Best Epic Poem of All-Time?
*This one is pretty self-explanatiory, we all know what epic poetry is and what isn't...The IOliad, The Odyssey, Beowulf, Dante, on the comedic side of it "The Rape of the Lock," we know what this is.
Best Sonnet of All-Time?
*I decided to set sonnets apart here as they are arguably the most recognizable and certainly one of the most influential and popular forms of poetry in history, with everyone from Petrarch to Spenser to Shakespeare to modern poets writing them. Italian and English/Shakespearean/Spenserian sonnets all count, just so long as it fits the rules...14 lines and all that jazz.
Best Other Poem of All-Time
*It can be a couplet, cinquain, limerick, anything that's not an epic poem or a sonnet is fair game here.
Best Short Story of All-Time?
*This is maybe the trickiest definition, between Short Story and Novella, and that's the case in real life, too...for simplicity's sake let's just say if if goes into chapters or past that 30 page mark it's a novella, and below that it's a short story, as no matter your print size, generally if you're at 30 pages, it's ceased to be all that short of a story.
Best Novella of All-Time?
*The flip side of what's been said above; if it's longer than 30 pages and/or has chapters, pretty much can fit in here...think Conrad's Heart of Darkness.
Best Serial of All-Time?
*This can be a periodical serial or a serial of books, so this can apply to, say, Great Expecations, where the story is one long serial that was released via newsprint, or a series of short stories a la the Sherlock Holmes stories, or the Harry Potter book series.
Best Comedic Play of All-Time?
*Pretty self-explanatory, I think.
Best Dramatic Play of All-Time?
*Also pretty self-explanatory.
Best Comedic Novel of All-Time?
*Also pretty self-explanatory.
Best Dramatic Novel of All-Time?
*Also pretty self-explanatory.
And with that, let the nominations and pondering begin!



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