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    As you will have noticed, I've changed my avatar.

    This one is the mightiest divination of all, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Hail to his noodly goodness and pastafarian life.

    It was paying a visit to our place.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Who doesn't love the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


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    I usually use this chart so I am worshipping Sauron at the moment. But whatever rocks your boat.

    If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.

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    The weird thing is that there is actually a tribe that worships Prince Philip.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    Who doesn't love the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    The meatballs convinced me

    Quote Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
    I usually use this chart so I am worshipping Sauron at the moment. But whatever rocks your boat.

    I missed the chart and hit Mrs p's shopping list, so I am currently a disciple of a Pot Noodle (Chicken flavour)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    The weird thing is that there is actually a tribe that worships Prince Philip.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement
    Harry Arnold's recollections of the Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip
    were engrossing "a rude horrible man ... we called out 'Happy New Year Sir' and he replied 'bollocks"'.

    Ever since reading this in a review of a TV programme about the royal family some years ago, Prince Philip has also been an idol of mine.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    The weird thing is that there is actually a tribe that worships Prince Philip.
    And you even drew out their chairman!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    Ever since reading this in a review of a TV programme about the royal family some years ago, Prince Philip has also been an idol of mine.


    He must have watched Blackadder.

    "Morning, sire!"

    "Morning, peasant!"
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post


    Not any more! My hair right now is about 1/2 an inch long.

    I change my style about every six months. It's bloody funny when I go from long hair, full beard to goatee and marine cut - even friends stare at me and think "Where do I know you from?"
    I'm more traumatized by my friends changing their hair than when I do it myself; I've just given up on my own and always keep the part in the middle or bangs.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    As you will have noticed, I've changed my avatar.

    This one is the mightiest divination of all, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Hail to his noodly goodness and pastafarian life.

    It was paying a visit to our place.
    I have got to check this guy out; everyone knows him...has he ran for office?

    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanPip View Post
    Who doesn't love the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    It's always bothered me that Mich didn't get this fellow in proper proportion....I hope it was just the painter

    Quote Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
    I usually use this chart so I am worshipping Sauron at the moment. But whatever rocks your boat
    Great chart, TAliesin...now, I'm a bit lost on who to worship
    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    The meatballs convinced me

    I missed the chart and hit Mrs p's shopping list, so I am currently a disciple of a Pot Noodle (Chicken flavour)
    Sounds about right, preachers and meatballs both give me indigestion...

    Much better, I am worshipping the large size lemon lysol who banishes all the wicked odors from the house

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Bean View Post
    Harry Arnold's recollections of the Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip
    were engrossing "a rude horrible man ... we called out 'Happy New Year Sir' and he replied 'bollocks"'.
    Ever since reading this in a review of a TV programme about the royal family some years ago, Prince Philip has also been an idol of mine.
    Just imagine if your wife were domestic goddess and head of the country...where can a man hide

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    And you even drew out their chairman!



    He must have watched Blackadder.

    "Morning, sire!"

    "Morning, peasant!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    As you will have noticed, I've changed my avatar.

    This one is the mightiest divination of all, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Hail to his noodly goodness and pastafarian life.

    It was paying a visit to our place.
    Are you declaring it to be Sphagetti monster week Sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    ...the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    It was paying a visit to our place.
    What is that exactly?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
    I usually use this chart so I am worshipping Sauron at the moment. But whatever rocks your boat.
    I don't see the Marfa Lights

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    ...and always keep the part in the middle or bangs.
    Wouldn't that be considered a mohawk?
    If one were to equate that style to a fish, it might be called a "striper"



    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Are you declaring it to be Sphagetti monster week Sir?
    And what is your avatar exactly?

    Coincidentally, I just had some ziti pasta for dinner.


    Gilliatt
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I have got to check this guy out; everyone knows him...has he ran for office?
    He sure didn't vote for Dubbya!



    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Are you declaring it to be Sphagetti monster week Sir?
    No, I just thought he was a nice, friendly chap to show instead of the living skeleton.

    Every week is an FSM week!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    What is that exactly?
    It's a home-made soft toy FSM I made one rainy day a couple of years back.

    His awesomeness is demonstrated by the levitation you see in the pic.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post


    And what is your avatar exactly?

    Coincidentally, I just had some ziti pasta for dinner.


    Gilliatt
    It is another incarnation of the Sphagetti monster as logged in the ancient annals of google images.

    Perhaps I'll revert back... but then I do have a picture of my shed - a fine temporary abode which is solid, though listing slightly to the right, and a bit crumbly at the edges. Perfect in fact.

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    Here's the latest creation from the workshop - a three-storey dolls' house:



    1 metre wide and 1.2 tall.

    The line on the roof is actually a hinged section to allow kids to use the third floor.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Here's the latest creation from the workshop - a three-storey dolls' house:



    1 metre wide and 1.2 tall.

    The line on the roof is actually a hinged section to allow kids to use the third floor.
    An uber dolls house!

    Did you make it? It looks great.

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    Very nice!

    Now we know what became of that injurious sheet of plywood!

    Will you continue with FF&E (fixtures, furniture and equipment)?
    I believe you can purchase doll house furniture as model kits.

    Looks like fun.

    Gilliatt
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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