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Thread: Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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    Do you lot go to other forums as well?

    Quite the hot topic, this quran-burning.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    No. No time for this one really.

    Difficult topic book burning. As you say - it's out there already. Bugger.

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    How about gargoyles? Muslims appear to be offended by them as well.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10672263
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    Christians too:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7cbYPgkt_w



    poor gargoyles -- such a bad rap

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    And onto more pleasant subjects, 6 am this morning, the birds started tweeting with the very first light.

    Nice!

    Sorry, but my kids need the outdoors more than you lot need the sun, so get over it, it's down our way for the next six months!

    I think an important goal for science and engineering is to straighten up the damned planet! This half and half stuff is just a nonsense, we ought to be able to align the planet so it sits perpendicular to the sun and we do away with this "winter".

    It's not the weather - which has been its usual mild self - so much as the kids constantly coming home with some stinking, sneaky viral infection from all the diseased kids sent to school regardless of being as crook as a dog.

    Soundo, you'll just have to move to NZ once we straighten 'er up - it isn't going to improve your weather. Plus, you'll probably be under water, Antarctica and Greenland will definitely melt.
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    If only the water would rise....and drown Blackpool! Las Vegas with Pox!
    Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!! www.dafydd-manton.co.uk

    My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!

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    Blackpool - I really can't understand the attraction- and I went there as a young chap. It's a glorified funfair. Skegness either. My enduring memory of both is the smell of chips. I like chips, but not the smell everywhere.

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    I'm hoping the lack of Mick over the past few days means the weather's picked up and he's been flat out making silage, because there can't be enough rain to be raining there as well the amount we've had here today!

    39 more days and I'll be building an ark!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Antarctica and Greenland will definitely melt.


    Which will be quite sad really as this will only leave the New Zealand branch of the Bloke's Thread above water. Inform Parker to have the spare room ready, we are on our way.

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    Should we order in lunch now, or when we get there? (And after Paul's earlier comment, not chips, I feel.)
    Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!! www.dafydd-manton.co.uk

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    Hell yeah, move over here now while there's still some land left!

    Jocky - I'm getting the boys down south to resurrect the NZ distillery in your honour. About 35 years ago, someone decided it would be good to start a New Zealand distillery and make our own brand of "scotch".

    You must try some!
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    Oh, it seems like I've come at a bad time. Any spots left on that ark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Hell yeah, move over here now while there's still some land left!

    Jocky - I'm getting the boys down south to resurrect the NZ distillery in your honour. About 35 years ago, someone decided it would be good to start a New Zealand distillery and make our own brand of "scotch".

    You must try some!
    Thank you for the kind offer Atheist but I think I will pass on the Hokonui Moonshine. I will however be packing a few of my homeland's finest single malts and a few blends. Trust me you will never want me to leave.

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    Got any of The Laphroaig in there, Jocky? I only ask to act as bodyguard, you understand............
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    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    Should we order in lunch now, or when we get there? (And after Paul's earlier comment, not chips, I feel.)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Hell yeah, move over here now while there's still some land left!

    Jocky - I'm getting the boys down south to resurrect the NZ distillery in your honour.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tallefred View Post
    Oh, it seems like I've come at a bad time. Any spots left on that ark?
    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    ... I will however be packing a few of my homeland's finest single malts and a few blends. Trust me you will never want me to leave.



    (A shameful partial re posting)

    I managed to secure Elissa for safe passage to higher ground. Aye, I still recall the day I first caressed her hull, stole glances at the supple curvature of her gunwales, marveled at her firm stern, but when she turned her bow towards me revealing those inflated jibs, my untamed desires set sail on the uncharted waters of wild abandon.

    She’s now been tamed for the most part. Oh sure, she’ll creak and moan from time to time, but her barque is worse than her bite.
    Jocky, you’re my first stop. The Gulf Stream is taking me north to Scotland and then I’ll work my way south from there. Elissa likes that.


    Anchors Aweigh
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