nevermind, I think I just hear Jerry snoring under the table.
nevermind, I think I just hear Jerry snoring under the table.
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
Alright, one more piece all together...
... with dance lessons included
You faithless lot. Here I am, overdosing on Ovaltine, Horlicks and other revolting malted bedtime drinks, guaranteed to drive you do-lally, son, chucking out Zeds like there is no tomorrow, and nobody wakes me up for the party. *Grabs bottle of brandy, adds more brandy, consumes* Right, now for the good time. Wanders off in to corner for a smooch. Wish somebody would come with me. Do be do be dooooooooo!!
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!www.dafydd-manton.co.uk
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
I'll come Daffy... What are we doing?
*I'll have to whisper this* ws shs wss sd s sshhh s!
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
You're kidding... Are we aloud to sh shshshswws ss?
Yeah, so long as its dark!
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Switches off the lights... Hee hee hee hee hee
*Daffy ****** her **** then ******** the ********* with his ******** before finally ******* her ********. Twice.*
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
I turn my back for 12 hours and what happens? Sleepovers, over-aged drinking, general 'having fun' and blatant plagiarism.
Right, it's the naughty step for all of you (except Haunted cos I think she was being led astray - and when she wrote this poem she was just trying to be nice)
The rest of you are all grounded..... you little tinkers.
Having deciphered all the ******** I must say that I am shocked, shockedOriginally Posted by dafydd manton
Com on, Mary, think of the fun we can have on the Naughty Step. That's where you take one more step that is naughty, if I remember correctly.
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Ooops fell off the step.
It'll be the booze. You know what you're like on pints of Creme de Menthe!
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
anyone want a compress for their head?
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
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