Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Ay up Paul mi owd mucker, did you watch the Challenge Cup final on Saturday?
I haven't worn a suit for years, the last one I had had to be donated to a clothing charity on account of the waist size having unaccountably shrunk so as to be unwearable.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
It is so refreshing to find out that my Southerly neighbours are not the only ones adept at cheating. No balls is a worrying new trend in the genteel art of cricket. Eunuch said.
I always thought Scottish sword dancing would be more fertile ground for betting on no balls. One slip, and Bob's your auntie.
Man you are right there. One slip in the sword dance and tossing your caber goes right out the window.
If I find the bloody bastard who stole my bike this evening...
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
You will give him a five hundred pounds reward, as all that exercise was killing you.
Missed it! Missed virtually the whole season. The games aren't usually on at a time when i can get hold of the remote. (I'm last in the pressing order).
I thought Warrington - in the two games I've seen them play, were pretty good though.
Unlucky. Were you far from home?
Anyone for cricket ?
That is truly hilarious. What will they think of next?
Always a favourite duck & orange.
I can't the find the emoticon with the knife & fork at the ready, but I'm sure you get the picture!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I'm starting to panic!!!!!!!!!
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This is not an unusual occurrence in the Blokes Thread, but don't worry help is at hand. Take an ordinary brown paper bag and blow hard into it until your breathing is back to normal. Mrs Jocky, who has years of medical experience, assures me this will get you through till morning. After that you are on your own.
That's funny - Mrs Paulclem always recommended a plastic bag - over the head.This is not an unusual occurrence in the Blokes Thread, but don't worry help is at hand. Take an ordinary brown paper bag and blow hard into it until your breathing is back to normal. Mrs Jocky, who has years of medical experience, assures me this will get you through till morning. After that you are on your own.
Since the Cold Ale Thread is clearly on the up, is it not time we had a motto? Here is my humble suggestion; " Omnes relinquite, O Vos intrantes. "
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