You are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
You are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
There is the only reason I ever watched that program!
Catherine Bach, mmmmmmmm.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
The lad's in at Uni. Relief all round.
I can now proceed with my cunning plans for a games room... hahahaha!
Woohoo!Originally Posted by Paulclem
Another party!
Parker's serving Glenlivet and Kahluas all round.
(not in the same glass!)
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I truly believe they like us, Prendrelemick and I, or at least they tolerate us, but you must be deft in your approach.
My first encounter remains a vivid memory. Our prodigal horse rider went missing again, lost to an alternative reality via a wormhole to the stars. I was in desperate search for the kilted wonder, when I suddenly found myself at the corner of Kentucky and Bourbon streets. I heard a cacophony of giggling and chatter emanating form a nearby coffee shop. The door was ajar, so I figured it was all right to peek in…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc&feature=fvw
Daisy Duke was a big part of my life. I still think about her now and then.You are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
Congratulations to Frank in Stein Junior !!!
I’ll send a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and my Grandmother’s Drambuie.
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Gentlemen, I come in here, first thing in the morning, for a look at The Times, and a small black coffee if Parker has the time, and I am confronted with pictures of the ineffable Daisy. Does anybody have a blood pressure tablet I might borrow?
Oh, Paul well done on t'lad gerrin' in. I take it there'll be a snooker night in the near future!
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Tis strange indeed. Whilst on the same quest, I was crossing a blasted heath, when I heard a cackleing of voices and a clicking of high heels coming from a lonely coffee house, the night was dark and damp, so I entered...
I'm glad the lad got in paul, it very tight this year I hear.
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Erm, Gentlemen, we got used to Mr Prendrele, Michael of that ilk, coming in with the sheep, and indeed, some were exceptionally tasty - Parker does an excellent mint sauce, but what do the club's regulations say about the cat? Other than not fricaseeing it, that is. I just worry a bit about the Puddy-tat and Daisy on one page.
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Thanks chaps. We're relieved. He's just begining to appreciate that he's leaving in 4 weeks. Nowadays they can get to know each other before they go through Facebook. Quite useful.
The coffeee thread has always been a puzzling institution, I have been in there and talked about toenail varnish and it went down like a lead balloon. We have no problems accommmodating Soundo, so there must be something more to this. I consulted the oracle, Mrs Jocky, aka the kilted wonderess, as to what this phenomenon meant. She looked at me with a big grin on her face and said " wondrous strange Jocky, wondrous strange. " Now what the Dickens could she have meant by that ?
Paul your life has just rejuvinated itself. Just think, no more sneaking quietly up the stairs with your missus in case junior is listening. No more answering stupid questions where your reply is always instantly dismissed and best of all, your booze supply cannot be robbed. Of course , if you have daughters ignore all of the above.
Aye, well I have reproduced that feat with a Hillman Imp and at the same time recited ' Tam O' Shanter ' blindfolded. Mrs Jocky has never forgiven me for that one. She says I should listen to Mick and that way I could never get into trouble.
On to a serious subject guys and gal. Why are we not responding to the Pakistan crisis as we should ? I take it as read we all have standing orders to Save The Children and other good causes but why are we responding so slowly to this one? It may be for political reasons and the fact that the World Banks have made it difficult, but kids are kids and I for one do not find life easy when somebody else's children are hungry, emaciated and starving. It kind of takes the shine off of life.
Well, just in case Mrs. P was walking by at the time; I think it best that we say you were conversing. Though, with the disco ball, black lights and the pink image of Catherine Bach on the dancing pole; I can't say for sure what was happening.
Was it you, dafydd, or prendrelemick; that the girls were trying to barter with for your high-heeled sandles?
Well, I'm a bit envious of the fellows that do equally well with the ladies and the blokes; none of the girls have ever asked to borrow my size 10 nikes.You've outed them!
Do the girls put men down in their thread?
I'm horrified!
Just have a look at the difference between how we gentlemen deport ourselves in even the inner circles of blokedom.
We revere women!
All those pics, the discussion on Steffi Graf's charms and how many smokin' hot redhaired models our good friend has been to bed with.
It's like that old joke, isn't it:
In a relationship....
Women want love, tenderness, empathy, listening and understanding. They want a best friend, a confidante and a knight in shining armour all tied into one.
Men want you to shut up and take your clothes off!
Yes, I wanted all of those things in my youth; which is why all my great loves turned out to be gay...
What is this thing now with guys wanting you to remove your clothes; in my day they didn't want to take the extra 3 or 4 minutes...unless they wanted to show off their famous dexterity with hooks.
They say the older a woman is, the more she needs pink light; but Daisy's looking a bit like an over boiled lobsterYou are right Atheist, this club upholds all that is good and wholesome in this world . And to celebrate this, here is a picture of Daisy Duke in a bikini.
Congrats Paul, I'll send my mirror to hang on the ceiling...no guys, it's for cheating at poker
Okay, is Paul putting in a hot tub?Woohoo!
Another party!
Parker's serving Glenlivet and Kahluas all round.
(not in the same glass!)
I've never been known for my subtle approaches
Ah yes, I think daffyd entered the wrong coffe thread; yours looks like the one I entered...Tis strange indeed. Whilst on the same quest, I was crossing a blasted heath, when I heard a cackleing of voices and a clicking of high heels coming from a lonely coffee house, the night was dark and damp, so I entered...
I think we need to get a bit of sodium pentathol for the wise Mrs J; we could no doubt solve more than just my difficulties relating to women.The coffeee thread has always been a puzzling institution, I have been in there and talked about toenail varnish and it went down like a lead balloon. We have no problems accommmodating Soundo, so there must be something more to this. I consulted the oracle, Mrs Jocky, aka the kilted wonderess, as to what this phenomenon meant. She looked at me with a big grin on her face and said " wondrous strange Jocky, wondrous strange. " Now what the Dickens could she have meant by that ?
Your difficulties with women is nae my problem, and don't use sodium pentathol as an excuse. You are in the Blokes Thread so don't come the intelligent female with us excuse. We have seen all their arguments and lost. If you think you have got diffuculties relating to women just try being me I have lost every debate that ever was. Example:
Mrs Jocky, " Life could have been so much better if I had never met you " Tough." Atheist sounds like a decent guy " Aye but he has got a young wife ". Well what about old Mick, he knows a thing or two about turnips? Paul is almost single and Gilliatt knows a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Grass, and not forgetting Dafydd who knows everything about the badges of their subjection!
Know the badges of subjection?? Good grief, man, I designed them, made them, sewed them on, and I even have to keep polishing the brass bits.......well, Mrs. Dafydd tells me I must. I'm very much the boss in our house, but I haven't got her permission to say so yet. (And for as long as that picture of The Beatific Daisy is around, there's not much chance of that happening)
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Unbelievable. Same O, Same O. Some people even sound sober. When it comes to daisies, I prefer to be the de-flowerer.
heavenly blue morning glory
You might be a bit late........................
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