Yes, of course - the dinosaur. However, they were remarkably short-sighted and many tried to incubate rocks, hamburger stands and telephone kiosks, which is why they eventually became extinct, except in the Flintstone.
Since cows eat grass all the time, why isn't milk green?
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Of course, female dinosaur.
What would happen if dinosaur became alive again?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
If the dinosaur became alive? We would be able to get an awful lot of dinoburgers out of just one.
If no two snowflakes are alike, why all raindrops pretty much the same?
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The cow eats the green grass for the colour itself. See the colours of the organs of a cow, all green.
Why do we watch T.V.?
Wow! I didn't know cows could play the organ! Do they have any udder musical skills?Originally Posted by adityasam
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They do have some moosical talent... (Wow, I've stooped to a new level of lameness)
Excluding cows, which animal has the most musical talent?
~ I cannot stand people who are not serious about food. It is so shallow of them. (Oscar Wilde)~
Dogs. I know several who can speak fluent Spanish.
Do I have to go to Spain in order to have a Spanish guitar lesson?
What are regrets? Just lessons we haven't learned yet - Beth Orton
No, but you do have to go to Yorkshire if you wish to eat Yorkshire pudding at the same time.
Why was the Gibbon considered to be funky, when the Orang Utan is actually far more musical, being a great exponent of the Spanish Guitar.
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It only smells funky
Why do we call it "funky music" and why do it take a "white boy" to play it, as in "Play that funky music white boy"?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because most blacks are exclusive rappers.....
Why is delicious food, delicious?
Because otherwise it would be McDonald's. Incidentally, the McD in Sheffield has just served its 10 millionth burger. they know this because they've just opened the fifth pound of mince.
Why do some British people wear baseball caps when (a) we don't play baseball, and (b) we rarely have any sun to keep out of the eyes?
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That's why they wear them back to front round where I live (it's a class statement).
When I first went to school they told me "sit here for the present" but I waited all day and never got no present, man. Why is that?
What are regrets? Just lessons we haven't learned yet - Beth Orton
Because they past.
Why do they insist that you carry dogs on the escalators on the Tube? I haven't got a dog!
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Then get one, doofus!
Why are all vulgarities called "four letter words" when some have as many as twelve?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
I'm (8 Letter word) if I know, but then, who the (7 Letter word) gives a (4 Letter word)?
What is the point of celery?
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