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    I told her it was about a pre-teen girl and she was satisfied with that answer so I left it at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    I told her it was about a pre-teen girl and she was satisfied with that answer so I left it at that.
    Okay. "Tell all the truth, but tell it slant. Success in circuit lies."

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    sounds like a good explaination to me!
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    While cooking dinner tonight I was putting away some dishes and I dropped a bowl onto a brand new bottle of olive oil. The bowl was fine but the bottle broke spilling oil all over the counter. I thought it was going to be miserable to clean up but it wasn't bad. I would love to get new flatware but it's never going to happen if the damn bowls won't break!!
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    I went to take one of our mixing bowls out of the cupboard a few weeks back and it was in two halves, clean break! Its a mystery.
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
    Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer


    my poems-please comment Forum Rules

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    I got home on Saturday night, and my dad was having a work barbecue in the back yard. I was surprised to find my friend Tommy there, but apparently the purpose of the barbecue was a farewell to a co-worker of both my father's and Tommy's (they are both guards at the prison down the hill) and Tommy was invited. Tommy handed me a beer, and before I knew what was happening I was actually hanging out drinking and getting stoned with my father. My dad himself has always been a bit wild. I knew this, but we have never actually partied with each other before. I don't know if any of you have ever partied with your parents, but trust me, it is almost the most bizarre thing that you can experience. It was worlds in collision. I'm still a bit weirded out.
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    I decided to bicycle to the library to drop some books off. I got home from work and dug out a pair of shorts I hadn't worn in forever, they were light pink. Off I go to the library. I got home and as I passed the wall mirror (thoroughly discussed in these forums) I noticed that my black and purple underwear were clearly visibly through the shorts.
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