The first 100 pages of One Hundred Years of Solitude is all you need to read. The next 300 are basically the same thing over and over again.
The first 100 pages of One Hundred Years of Solitude is all you need to read. The next 300 are basically the same thing over and over again.
I pretty much only have four: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Killer Angels, The Pearl, and Johnny Tremain. The main reason I say these four is because I just found them completely and utterly boring. The only one I actually finished was The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the other three i couldn't bear to finish, I'm just proud I was able to get a little more than half way through with them. Not that I have anything against the concepts in the books, because I think they're all very good, it's just the style that was, frankly, not my cup of tea.
Anyone who says The Catcher in the Rye is absolutely wrong.
These threads are interesting in that they emulate the subjectivity in our tastes.
Moby-Dick, One-Hundred Years of Solitude, Huck Finn I can do without? Hell no! And Hardy? I love Hardy. He is a better poet than a novelist, though his shifting between rural and Victorian settings in his novels are highly skilled and the creeping dark naturalism which underlines both his prose and poetry is quite appealing.
And yes, I know that Twain screwed up the ending of Huck Finn, but my God, only a handful of American writers have equaled the sheer beauty and humanity of the last 300 or so pages.
For me it is: anything by Rand, Dryden (both whom I find just obnoxious, the latter much less so), Kipling, Farenhiet 451 and some others. But I really can't say that they are so bad that I can do without them, even Rand has her virtues.
That said, here's a novel I think all of humanity can live without: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries
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The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
Man I have to read 100 years of Solitude in second Semester - this sounds painful!
The Harry Potter series
Every Mills & Boon and Harlequin romance
War & Peace
Lord of the Rings
Peter Pan
Alice in Wonderland
Every Bryce Courtenay book (except Aprils Fool)
How to be a successful writer etc etc
Twilight series
Northanger Abbey
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Without naming specific books I would gladly forgo those about the following:
1. Vampires
2. Teenagers
3. Boy wizards
4. Beatniks
5. Spurious religious revelatory thrillers.
6. Regurgitated Norse sagas.
7. Most science fiction
9. All fantasy novels.
10. Celebrity biographies.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
Candide is the first one that comes to mind. I'll update this as I sort through my bookshelves.
So reality is just too hard for you to take? Well you better - it's reality! In the end none of us win 'cause we're all dead eventually. Often by *really* nasty means that make the fate of Hardy's characters seem quite quick and easy (thinking of "Jude" and "Return" here...)
The temperature of distance sapce is 3 Kelvin, so it's definitely cold. I don't see cosmic gas bouncing any babies, so it's definitely uncaring.
That's what is great about Hardy! He faces reality squarely in the face and puts it on the page.
Having said that, he is a tough read, so although I want to read (and re-read) him, I don't really wan to read him every day.
Illusions are bad for your health. What happens if your son turns into Raoul Mota? Or if you get a serious wasting disease? As the stoics pointed out long ago, it's better to face these things, then you realise you *can* live through them. And how to live through them.
So one of Hardy's great attributes is that he provides useful exercises in stoicism, before you have to face the dark night yourself. Like practising sums years before filling in your tax form this is all very useful.
Hardy also, of course, provides so much more than this. Beautiful descriptive writing, for instance, which sort of reveals that it isn't *all* gloom and doom - even in the midst of gloom and doom - there is at least *some* beauty.
I'm reading Emma at the moment and it's going really well. Austen's not just a good writer, she's a great writer, and her irony is as good as it gets. I think you're right about predictability, at least in the broad sense, at least so far. But it's wonderful how she describes how the predictable occurrences come about. These create great suspense - you *know* that "so and so" loves Emma when she is trying to set him up with her friend and you *know* that's going to lead to tears - but she makes it all happen in such exceedingly funny and interesting ways that you are left in tenterhooks waiting to see *how* it is going to happen.
After my recent failure with a 'book I can *really* do without' - Ulysses - I'm trying to recover by reading classics famous for *not* being a hard slog - Emma fits the bill! (It follows on nicely from Huck Finn...)
Katherine Mansfield Short Stories. I can't believe I bought that thing. Any thing written by Dryden or Defoe.![]()
He prayed best, who loveth best
All things both great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us,
He made and loveth all.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A few of books I could do without, though I would not suggest others not experience them; Picture of Dorian Gray, Moby Dick, Water fo the Elephants, Don Quixote, House of the Seven Gables, Love's Labor Lost (among other but not all Shakespeare plays), there are others, but these are what came to mind without too much thought.
I'd rather have questions that I can't answer than answers that I can't question.