Because overpaid profs don't want the challenges that are faced by underpaid schoolteachers.
If England is going to win the world cup (ha ha ha) why do the rest bother?
Because overpaid profs don't want the challenges that are faced by underpaid schoolteachers.
If England is going to win the world cup (ha ha ha) why do the rest bother?
Because if England can only force a draw with the USA, who don't even play football, the rest of them are in it just for the laughs.
Why did teachers stop wearing mortar boards and gowns?
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Because they are not teaching at Hogwarts.
Why did my teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
Cos he/she was an alien
Why is Akito Sohma so mean?And is he he,or is he she?
I heard that he/she is a teacher at Hogwarts, which is just magic.
If you can buy different sizes of egg, why can't you buy properly graded egg-cups?
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
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Because eggs are struggling for classless society.
If you counted leaves in a forest, when would you give it up?
By that, did you mean "When would I leave it out?" Just as soon as I had finished.
Why do people cook lots of foods of differing flavours, then make them all taste the same by smothering the lot in gravy?
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
when i see the most beautiful one that takes my breath away and then i would have forget where i reached in counting
Can Serbia win the world cup ?
"He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
It happened calmly, on its own,
The way the night comes when day is done."
Oops sorry EDITING :Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Because that what a cook do :P
Can serbia win the world cup ?
"He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
It happened calmly, on its own,
The way the night comes when day is done."
Only if they've got a football team, assuming you meant Soccer, not Rugby League, Rugby Union, Cricket, Hockey, Tiddley-Winks, Hen-Racing etc etc etc zzzzzz
What is the strongest adhesive known to man?
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Love and may be HATE too!
How is internet useful to you?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
It helps me with my connect-the-dots puzzles.
How do sloths climb trees?
Very, very slowly. So slowly that y o u c a n ' t s e e t h e m m o v e !
Why did Pythagoras bother?
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Boredoom.
Why do we have to take stuff in school that we will never use?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
To prove to the teachers that we can carry things
Are teachers really smart?
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