When you stop bunking classes.
If we don't learn from history, is it still history or merely mythology?
When you stop bunking classes.
If we don't learn from history, is it still history or merely mythology?
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still history !!!!
what is earth ?
"He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
It happened calmly, on its own,
The way the night comes when day is done."
The oppothite of thumthing that ith mine!
Why is the grass? (Something that my daughter, aged 5, asked me, in 1981!!)
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because its gree - hehehe ( couldn't find better answer ..)
Why is the earth going around the sun .. ?
"He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
It happened calmly, on its own,
The way the night comes when day is done."
It thinks the sun is beautiful, but is too shy to go closer and introduce itself...
Why are there so many questions?
Because if there weren't, there wouldn't be so many answers, and we'd all be ignorant.
At what point does something become garbage?
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When you don't know how to use it.
Why do we recycle things?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
Just because your granny doesn't do much any more, would it be reasonable to have her melted down for candles?
If mankind evolved from apes, why do you never see a monkey wearing glasses?
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Because they don't know yet that if they wore glasses they would look more intelligent.
Why the sun rises in the East?
"Where love is there God is also".
Leo Tolstoy
Because the earth always rotates in one direction.
Why do we spend so much money on space research?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
Because it's on the Japanes flag, and Japan is east of here.
If Superman deflects bullets with his chest, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
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Spend money on space research? Because rockets sink if you try and use them to look at the sea bed.
Are Wildebeests really Wild, if they're in a zoo
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He ducked so that the gun would hit one of the Wildebeests behind himOriginally Posted by dafydd manton
Wildebeests are not wild, they just went batty in the zoo
How can butter fly?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
It gets thrown across the room when a recipe fails...
Why are prawn-crackers made from prawns when dog biscuits aren't made from dogs and bird seed isn't made from birds?
~ I cannot stand people who are not serious about food. It is so shallow of them. (Oscar Wilde)~
Dogs run faster than prunes......sorry, I meant prawns. Curse Freud!
When Britain had Dog Licences, if you didn't pay your annual fee they impounded the dog. Why didn't they do that with Marriage Licences?
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