Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?

Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.

My first lover was a redhead...I'm not sure whether they are more popular for their appearance, temperament, or that they just make a greater effort to make an impression (without appearing to do so)...
This fellow had a fierce temper and was part rabbit
I think "Mick" is a really sexy name; but I may be biased because I only know 2 arnolds, one is a 65 yo drug dealer/insurance man and the other is a television series pig

Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!

Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!

I was very disappointed when Parker went home with the fellows phone number, badge and gstring...along with the 50 I put in it

Well, I had the advantage of pms! Dizzy thought Scher was a stalker who displayed a marked preference for Mark and was in love with hillwalker...
I told her that the more controversial threads are watched more by the mods, Mark only annoys people he really likes (No I didn't say that...well, not quite the same way) and men and women alike love hillwalker because he always gives encouragement and only kind constructive criticism.
Why do people always think my profound psychological profiles resemble soap operas

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

You Are the love doctor , we have only to put the sign out on your front door. You probably shouldn't self medicate; if we mere mortals have side effects ("which may last up to 4 hours"...what horrid things could befall you)

Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.

That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot who can argue the beauty of Simone Simons?

I think that was always the problem I had: my dad had only an 8th grade education; but he could fix all the household appliances, build rooms on the house, rebuild car engines. I think that's why my husbands felt the need to compete; but by the time I married, cars and appliances were more complicated and there were building codes.

Simone is of course, very beautiful. I was jumping around you tube and noticed her, early on, with very pale blonde hair and a bit more facial color, the eyes are the same.
I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

[The Atheist]

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

You what?????

Oh..... "medicate".

I guess.

Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for me but in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.

You really need to hone that down a bit.

As it stands, you're including Courtney Love.

My first lover was a redhead...I'm not sure whether they are more popular for their appearance, temperament, or that they just make a greater effort to make an impression (without appearing to do so)...

Well, Prince Harry has just been dubbed "King of Cool" by some magazine, so maybe you're onto something!

[prendrelemick]

I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

I never touched her!













unfortunately

[Jesterhead]

I think that was always the problem I had: my dad had only an 8th grade education; but he could fix all the household appliances, build rooms on the house, rebuild car engines. I think that's why my husbands felt the need to compete; but by the time I married, cars and appliances were more complicated and there were building codes.

Simone is of course, very beautiful. I was jumping around you tube and noticed her, early on, with very pale blonde hair and a bit more facial color, the eyes are the same.
I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

Men feel the need to compete with their father in law, it starts from the alittle too firm handshake by the door where you know he is just thinking 'i know you are doing my daughter'. jk, but men sure have the need to be able to build and repair things, because its masculine I guess.

I do not think her voice is micked, she has taken classical singing lessons and sang in a choir before joining Epica. She has a very powerful operatic voice with a very unique style. I saw her live once, and it was a great experience.

You really need to hone that down a bit.

As it stands, you're including Courtney Love.

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

[The Atheist]

You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!

I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.

She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.

[soundofmusic]

You what?????

Well, Prince Harry has just been dubbed ]"King of Cool"[/URL] by some magazine, so maybe you're onto something!

Well, he is quite adorable in that uniform. I was curious about his lineage; but maybe he was fortuanate enough to resemble Phillip and his mom instead of his dad.

I never touched her!

unfortunately

I don't know, does anyone ever sleep with gingers or do they just spring up like that chick in Beowulf. I have this theory that if men actually ever slept with redheads, it would get out of their system....all the men I know are forever in love because they were all dumped by a ginger. Now I had my ginger, dumped him years ago and it is all out of my system...except for Robert pattinson

Yes, I did catch that...How is it spelled: miced...nah, miked...maybe...

Men feel the need to compete with their father in law, it starts from the alittle too firm handshake by the door where you know he is just thinking 'i know you are doing my daughter'. jk, but men sure have the need to be able to build and repair things, because its masculine I guess.

I do not think her voice is micked, she has taken classical singing lessons and sang in a choir before joining Epica. She has a very powerful operatic voice with a very unique style. I saw her live once, and it was a great experience.

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

Yeah, it's that way with mothers also; only, they look into the girls soul and can see for themselves what you are doing with their son...positively creepy...
It would be nice if all men could fix things and all women could cook and clean...utopia.
Well, if that's the case, the girl has it all...how do you plan to get her? What, you're going to let the perfect woman get away....

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!

I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.

She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.

Okay, guys, any tattoos....
I think it just ruins an already beautiful woman; though I do recall one readhead with a vine down her back. She always wore backless clothes and it was just fascinating; until she turned around and had that big diamond sticking from her nose...it looked like someone needed to give her a tissue...

[The Atheist]

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

Hard to tell, but there are so many false ones, you'd never know until you.... got your hands on them?

Okay, guys, any tattoos....

I have a black panther from a time when it wasn't trendy to have tatts. It's on my bicep, so I can decide whether it's out or hidden.

I think it just ruins an already beautiful woman; though I do recall one readhead with a vine down her back. She always wore backless clothes and it was just fascinating; until she turned around and had that big diamond sticking from her nose...it looked like someone needed to give her a tissue...

Oh god yes, if tattooing detracts, piercings do so much more detracting.

I've never understood that at all.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Hey, I just thought of another red head !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EgE6PbBEIc

Oh, you thought I was talking about Ginger?
Get a load of Mrs. Howell !! (on the right)

In the words of Austin Powers;
"Yeah baby"

[Jesterhead]

You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!

I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.

She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.

yes I am! Especially long tatoos down the arms of women and back tatoos.

She is probably going to feel stupid at that time, but being the lead singer of a metal band I think she likes them and wouldn't change it, though I don't know about how Maria Brink feels about her tatoos.

Yeah, it's that way with mothers also; only, they look into the girls soul and can see for themselves what you are doing with their son...positively creepy...
It would be nice if all men could fix things and all women could cook and clean...utopia.
Well, if that's the case, the girl has it all...how do you plan to get her? What, you're going to let the perfect woman get away....

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

Haha yea most moms are like that, though my mother has always liked the girls I brought home when I was living there.

Yea I would like to be able to fix things, but sadly I don't know what is up and down on most of those things, so if something brakes I just ramble around with it for a while, until I come to the conclusion that it doesn't work, and call my dad.

And I will not let Simone Simons get away, I will get her one day, you'll see

Anne Lindfjelds breasts are real, though I don't know about the others. I like to imagine those are real too.

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Hard to tell, but there are so many false ones, you'd never know until you.... got your hands on them?

I have a black panther from a time when it wasn't trendy to have tatts. It's on my bicep, so I can decide whether it's out or hidden.

I and jester will bring the girls by for authenticity testing; should we bring them to the front door or the servants entrance
Ah, I knew you'd have something wild and untamable on your bicep...I'd cover up if you visit the Southern US.

Hey, I just thought of another red head !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EgE6PbBEIc

Oh, you thought I was talking about Ginger?
Get a load of Mrs. Howell !! (on the right)

In the words of Austin Powers;
"Yeah baby"

Ah yes, sweet Tina, she aged well too; did you see her in Stepford Wives?

yes I am! Especially long tatoos down the arms of women and back tatoos.

Haha yea most moms are like that, though my mother has always liked the girls I brought home when I was living there.
Yea I would like to be able to fix things, but sadly I don't know what is up and down on most of those things, so if something brakes I just ramble around with it for a while, until I come to the conclusion that it doesn't work, and call my dad.
And I will not let Simone Simons get away, I will get her one day, you'll see
Anne Lindfjelds breasts are real, though I don't know about the others. I like to imagine those are real too.

Did you bring any tattooed girls home to mom?
Young tattooed girls often look pretty good; it's the old fat moms with the tats on their enormous legs and chest that gross a person out...

Well get dad to show you soon; my dad is 87 now, last time I visited he limped out to my car, nose cancer in the bright sun and began cleaning my car battery, cursing the whole time...(he's very religious, but the abuse of a car engine is something that always makes him take his lords name in vain)

Well, I plan to tell Robert Pattinson I'm the candy man; how are you planing to catch Simone...and how did you check Annes breasts?

[The Atheist]

I have one more thing to add to the subject of redheads.

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Oh God, what is that...Everybody run

[jocky]

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original



You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ:blush

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

This intellectual snobbery has to cease now or I will start exclaiming my take on Oedipus Rex complete with masks and chorus.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

This intellectual snobbery has to cease now or I will start exclaiming my take on Oedipus Rex complete with masks and chorus.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQW...eature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!

[jocky]

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQW...eature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!

Aaah, you mean Chaunticleer and Pertilot or was it Pertilot and Chaunticleer ? Forgive me Gilly in my dotage I get confused. Who mentioned Rosencrantz and Guildenstein, or was it Guildenstein and Rosencrantz, I..... I ..... forget when does the World cup start again ? Scotland are defenitely going to win it this time round. ! Baagh humbug.