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Thread: 2 truths and a lie

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    My angel flies Indyben's Avatar
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    The lie is the clown I've never seen a clown in real life, only on TV.

    I was making cup soups for my sister and me when the kettle slipped on the edge of the cup and boiling water went all over my right hand.

    And I got my tonsils out when I was in grade 2.

    Your turn love.

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    Well let me jump start this:

    I am:
    1) Over 300 pounds
    2) A fair artist
    3) A harmonica player
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    I'm going to guess that you are not over 300 lbs...
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    I'll say 1 as well

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    3) A harmonica player
    I'd take up the kazoo instead.
    Teehee...
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Kazoo is epic

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    I'll pick 2.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    3) A harmonica player
    I'd take up the kazoo instead.
    Teehee...
    Quite right. I play guitars, mandolin, keyboards, drums, but not harmonica, though I have tried.

    Unfortunately I am over 300 pounds, and I am a fair artist, watercolors and pencil, mostly.

    Heathcliff's turn.
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Yea!! My turn!!

    1. I have a Barbie violin.

    2. I had eight pieces of pasticio last night, each about the size of my fist.

    3. I have a High School Musical calendar in my room.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    2. Even though I know you could do it, it's 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyben View Post
    2. Even though I know you could do it, it's 2
    Nope. I did it.
    Then I had chicken and potato salad.
    My grandma makes awesome pasticio.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    but...but...but...ohhhh. I know which is the lie now. It's 3 lol.

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    Teehee... You don't get a second guess! I was going to make 2 the lie originally and say I had 7, but most people doubt my ability to eat a lot so I knew they guess it right.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    aww as if no second guesses.

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    Not if it has already been posted. Naughty, you have to follow the rules. Never fear, my love, someone will get it soon.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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