Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[prendrelemick]

Aye thats us, we bloody y' nose then offer our hankie.

The Scots would pour south carrying all before them, untill Derbyshire - then they'd get homesick for haggis and roamin' in the gloamin' and suchlike, and scuttle off back.

By the way Jocky, can we have our goal posts back please - you've got your stone.

This is not what we want to hear. We have been infiltrated again and our thread has been infected. Head for the hills guys.....too late...... I.......I...... hvve.....beeeeen......... bited. I am haeding for youtuber........

Crikey Jocky! Whereabouts were you bitten?

[jocky]

Ah.

I thought the difference was that the English bribed clans to do their dirty work for them.

They did and I am afraid our love of money has led to a lot of grief, however we have always been magnanimous in defeat.

[Jesterhead]

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

[jocky]

By the way Jocky, can we have our goal posts back please - you've got your stone.

NO, they are a national treasure.

[The Atheist]

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

I don't see it myself, but who is she?

[Jesterhead]

Anne Lindfjeld. She is a danish MTV host, headbangers ballroom. I have met her several times, but I still think she is sexy as hell.

[soundofmusic]

Ha!

I'll tell you a funny story about that. These two teenage dicks were my son and a friend of his who was running wild, so we thought we'd have a go at straightening him out. We were a few years too late in his case, and he turned out to be quite a hopeless case.

Once he'd flown his true colours, my main mission was to keep the little twerps apart as much as possible.

They were both 17 at the time and I was their legal guardian, so to speak, even though his mate had been kicked out.

I typed up a letter to the effect that I was banning them from associating and would dob them in to the police if they found together. I had a Justice of the Peace countersign my signature and served them each with a copy.

While they were sickened by it, the thought that it had no legal weight whatsoever never occurred to them, and that the JP's signature was purely to witness my signature went right over their heads.

Teenagers are easy because they think they're smarter than you, while in the real world, we know we're smarter than them.

So far, my plan worked - they stayed apart for the eight months until they were 18 and my boy moved into somewhat different circles, so while they hang out, they aren't the centre of each other's universe any more.

You are king, man. I think that idea would have even had me second guessing myself. Too bad you weren't around when Eddie II was king

I have always wondered how a parent handles a cocky teen once he starts developing muscle and is a head taller than you.

For the enlightenment of our friends from overseas, I will explain the main cultural difference between the Scots and the English from a historical perspective. In the old days my ancestors would drive deep into the heart of Northern England, burning the villages, laying waste to the land and taking no prisoners. In retaliation Mick's people would do exactly the same to us with one major difference. Their leader would look down coolly from his horse at the carnage and blackened faces of the survivors and cordially invite them to dinner. It is their impeccable manners that drives us nuts.

It drives the whole world mad, Jocky; yet, we continue to admire them from afar and mimick their accents!

Ah.

I thought the difference was that the English bribed clans to do their dirty work for them.

I think they gave up on the Scots for that; started using some of the outsiders that couldn't count their gold.

Crikey Jocky! Whereabouts were you bitten?

Gosh, I missed that altogether! Are you starting to change yet, man?
Are you beginning to crave those long cigarettes and the feel of silky underthings?

They did and I am afraid our love of money has led to a lot of grief, however we have always been magnanimous in defeat.

Just bide your time, Jocky. You'll have a true Scotts queen one of these days...Let's all drink to the fallen Caty, what a sweet girl she was...

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

Well, this isn't her best pic. I saw one in a teddy; she can be a knockout..(somehow, my computer kept going on the fritz when I tried to blow the pic up ) This pic shows too much of the thick makeup and a few skin flaws...
Details, Jester, what was she like when you met her?

[prendrelemick]

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

Excellent post Jester.


However she has a bulge-out belly button

[Jesterhead]

Well, this isn't her best pic. I saw one in a teddy; she can be a knockout..(somehow, my computer kept going on the fritz when I tried to blow the pic up ) This pic shows too much of the thick makeup and a few skin flaws...
Details, Jester, what was she like when you met her?

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out. I first met her about 1½ years ago at a halloween party in a club called The Rock, where I was absolutely psyched to meet her. It was one of my brothers friends who introduced me to her, and since then we have been to several parties together and hang out at times. I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

[soundofmusic]

Excellent post Jester.

However she has a bulge-out belly button

I don't think they use the penny on the belly buttons on babies anymore...Atheist would know...

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out. I first met her about 1½ years ago at a halloween party in a club called The Rock, where I was absolutely psyched to meet her. It was one of my brothers friends who introduced me to her, and since then we have been to several parties together and hang out at times. I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

You're a lucky fellow, Jester. Wow, hot and brains...I did see a couple of clothed pics that were good. I think they may just have the wrong make up on her in this one...what's her natural hair color?

[Jesterhead]

Excellent post Jester.


However she has a bulge-out belly button

That is a belly button ring.

[Jesterhead]

You're a lucky fellow, Jester. Wow, hot and brains...I did see a couple of clothed pics that were good. I think they may just have the wrong make up on her in this one...what's her natural hair color?

She is a natural redhead, trust me. But slightly more brownish than it is in her model pictures. Like this

[The Atheist]

Anne Lindfjeld. She is a danish MTV host, headbangers ballroom. I have met her several times, but I still think she is sexy as hell.

Ok, I've done the Google thing now - I'd never heard of her.

She's certainly got a hot bod!

I see she is heavily into tats as well as piercing. I quite like the arms, but I'm not a big fan tattoos on fists - what on earth do they say?

I have always wondered how a parent handles a cocky teen once he starts developing muscle and is a head taller than you.

Unluckily for that pair, I'm a head bigger than they were then, and still a few inches taller.

The next boy will be the one - the nearly eight-year old. He is going to be a monster. He's one of those kids that looks scrawny, but is all bone and muscle and already looks a year or so older than his mates. I might have to get him to take up smoking otherwise he might end up in the 6'4" to 6'6" range.

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out.

Funny and intelligent always turns me on!

I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

Quite right!

(Dammit!)

I don't think they use the penny on the belly buttons on babies anymore...Atheist would know...

My word, I haven't heard of that one for many, many years.

God, we're showing our age!

[soundofmusic]

She is a natural redhead, trust me. But slightly more brownish than it is in her model pictures. Like this

That is a threesome no one says no to: a gun, a beautiful woman and Ben and Jerrys
I am curious about the tats on the hand. I like the tats on guys backs and shoulders; but I'm always afraid of getting involved considering the whole Hepatitis C thing.

Ok, I've done the Google thing now - I'd never heard of her.

She's certainly got a hot bod!
I see she is heavily into tats as well as piercing. I quite like the arms, but I'm not a big fan tattoos on fists - what on earth do they say?

Unluckily for that pair, I'm a head bigger than they were then, and still a few inches taller.
The next boy will be the one - the nearly eight-year old. He is going to be a monster. He's one of those kids that looks scrawny, but is all bone and muscle and already looks a year or so older than his mates. I might have to get him to take up smoking otherwise he might end up in the 6'4" to 6'6" range.

Funny and intelligent always turns me

My word, I haven't heard of that one for many, many years.

God, we're showing our age!

You're going to be a great power to deal with even in your 80's Atheist, great genes...The baby looks like he's going to be a big fellow also!

Ah, but the men are getting to where they like us a little older; I'd say that you may only have 5 years on this hot redhead...wouldn't you say?

[Jesterhead]