Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Whoa! What a horrible thought.
The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.
I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Enjoy your day All
Dont think too much now!
Be.
I wanted to say that Camilla was attractive as a girl...I made the mistake of looking up old pics.
I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...
Whoa! What a horrible thought.
The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.
I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.
Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purseEnjoy your day All
Dont think too much now!
Be.
A conjecture thought to be sound
Was that every circle was round
In a paper of Erdős
written in Kurdish
A counterexample is found!
I got my copy of "Proofs from THE BOOK" today. Feel generally happy about it.
If you believe even a half of this post, you are severely mistaken.
I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently.
Okay doll, I have decided to trust you among all others who can teach me about real History... tell me how you see it, on the ground... not hearsay, YOU alone. I have decided your view is more valid than most.... because you have a sense of humor which is more impotant than anything on earth. Smile a While.I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...
Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse
I have been drinking doll.... excuse me, but at least I am on the Blokes Thread rather than the Ladies Thread. Chin up, have another noggie.
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I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently.
Burn the books, leave copies of BBC's Poldark lying next to the DVD player, and hire a voluptuous au pair.
Works quicker than a dose of castor oil.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.
Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale
What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.
Last edited by jocky; 05-25-2010 at 08:19 PM. Reason: The usual.
God, man, throw out that green medicine or find the anecdote right away!I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently.
I always found the Blokes page very congenial; of course, I don't know if the ladies will let me into their discussion.
I don't know if I'd take my advice; it's never worked for anyone I've known
Pour a long one for me and go visit my new thread, "Advice for the lovelorn...
Guys you're invited; I think it'll be a blast...all in good fun...
I don't know, Atheist, another woman in the house while Mrs Jocky is on the rampage may not be a good thing...I wouldn't be surprised if the two don't join forces..women, the scurge of the devil
Burn the books, leave copies of BBC's Poldark lying next to the DVD player, and hire a voluptuous au pair.
Works quicker than a dose of castor oil.
Paul, Paul, he's our man; if he can't do it....
What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.
I just realized, you're right, I never had flowers in my hand for more than 10 minutes when I started wondering what the old man had done...I think it was always because they had that "Too pleased" look...Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale
I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently.
Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.
Get some exercise in now!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I have actually been through this experience when Mrs Jocky was on the H.R.T. Athiest is right you better get yourself fit. After six weeks of unrelenting sordid sexual activity I lost so much weight I actually went up with the window blind. Oh, horror, horror, horror.
Just for the read of your postPaul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale
Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.
I recommend some stretching - perhaps some yoga - some high energy drinks and a couple of those new bladeless fans that don't take off your hands - just in case of topplings...
I'm not sure you guys are keeping our end up, so to speak.
Weeks of sexual gymnastics are the kind of things virile blokes like us take in our strides, and take the greatest of pleasure from!
You should all get divorced and marry younger women.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
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