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    I think it's number 1 (it's a bit too boring to be true )

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    2. I ran over my brother's friend's bike... with him on it.
    Process of elimination...
    But I think I'm right.



    Quote Originally Posted by Indyben View Post
    Lol I love the taste of enchillada bread. I eat that stuff on it's own :P It's nice to make pizza with.
    You remind me of Winnie the Pooh, but with butter. Just scoop your hand in and eat it.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    2. I ran over my brother's friend's bike... with him on it.
    Process of elimination...
    But I think I'm right.





    You remind me of Winnie the Pooh, but with butter. Just scoop your hand in and eat it.

    Are you calling me fat? lol :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyben View Post
    Are you calling me fat? lol :P
    Nope.

    Calling you a teddy-bear.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    Nope.

    Calling you a teddy-bear.
    A fat teddy bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyben View Post
    A fat teddy bear
    Winnie the Pooh isn't fat. He just has teeny little arms and legs...

    Also he's so warm... I think...
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    Winnie the Pooh isn't fat. He just has teeny little arms and legs...

    Also he's so warm... I think...
    Lol, nah he's fat. Remember he got stuck in Rabbit's window when he was scavaging for honey.

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    Ben's right, the lie was #3 (but I tried really, really hard... it just wasn't happening).

    I really did run over my brother's friend. He was sitting on his bike in front of my car and wouldn't move for about five minutes, so I just inched forward and intended to bump his tire and freak him out to make him move. Unfortunately, my car was high enough to go over his tire and he fell. He didn't get squished, though (or I probably wouldn't be here typing to you right now because I would be in prison); I was driving too slowly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jazz_ View Post
    I think it's number 1 (it's a bit too boring to be true )
    Obviously, you don't know how much a shiny-back charizard is worth to a twelve year old girl. Stealing one is practically punishable by death (of all of the bad things that I've done in my life, swiping this cartoon character card stands out as the thing that makes me feel the most guilt).
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    Woot I got it right!!!! okay so is my turn now?

    1)I rolled a bowling ball on the bar that blocks a gutter, then it fell off into the lane and I got a strike.

    2)As soon as I was born I was put into intensive care.

    3)I have hugged Bruce Dickinson-lead singer of Iron Maiden.

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    I'm going with 2, hopefully this isn't true
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    3)I have hugged Bruce Dickinson-lead singer of Iron Maiden.
    Seems too much like something that you'd have already told me to be true.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    I'll say #1 just in case Heathcliff and Pen are wrong
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Lol yes Heathcliff 1 is the lie. It is something I would have loved to do yet haven't lol. I love Iron Maiden.

    When I was born I had this thing called Rhesus Disease where my Mum's blood cells outnumbered my Dad's so they thought it was something foreign and started attacking it. My blood was literally killing itself. I was barely 1 week old and I had to have three life-saving blood transfusions lol.

    And when I was bowling for my cousins birthday we put up the bars that blocked the gutters. It came my turn, i lost my grip on the ball, it landed on the bars then rolled halfway down, it fell into the lane and when it hit the pins it was a strike. Luckiest shot ever lol.

    Hope you had fun!

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    So three is the lie? Epic.

    1. I can eat a family sized pizza on my own.

    2. I cried at an excursion in 4yrld kindergarten because I thought the lady working at the place we went had stolen my tricycle.

    3. My dad confiscated the light bulb from the lamp in my room when I was eight because I wouldn't turn it off and go to bed, only I had a spare bulb in my cupboard.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    So three is the lie? Epic.

    1. I can eat a family sized pizza on my own.

    2. I cried at an excursion in 4yrld kindergarten because I thought the lady working at the place we went had stolen my tricycle.

    3. My dad confiscated the light bulb from the lamp in my room when I was eight because I wouldn't turn it off and go to bed, only I had a spare bulb in my cupboard.
    Yes... 3 is the lie lol. Lie fail!

    I believe...3 is the lie.
    Last edited by Indyben; 05-25-2010 at 09:24 PM.

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