King of the hill

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.


I walk up to Nikhar and he, seeing my expression, recognizes a new king of the Hill.


My Hill

[billl]

kingoflombards's hill

I mention that there is no reason to think that it is his hill, since I believe that it is I, Billl, who stands at the highest point. The King disagrees, but to no avail. My belief persists. I have no evidence to the contrary.

Tiring of my presence, the King offers to prove his preeminence by affording me a moment at the top of the hill, so that I might appreciate the superior view.

And I am made King.

[Pendragon]

Bored, the Dragon looks through the dimensional portal and frowns at billl's hill. He stretches out a claw and carves a rune of power into the rock. The Dragon doen't want bill's hill, but the rune will keep billl from being happy there (or anyone else for that matter!)

Billl sulks on his hill

[billl]

Not for long!

Unaffected by the rune (having never learned to read Rune-ish), I nevertheless decide to continue on with my hike and leave the hill vacant, (accidentally kicking the rock inscribed by Pendragon along the way, sending it tumbling into a crevice).

The hill is vacant.

[Pendragon]

And yet the rune of power holds, for had billl been happy on the hill, he would not so readily left it vacant. The Dragon wonders if building a statue there would be of worth.


meanwhile the hill remains vacant

[Heathcliff]

And I climb easily onto it. Odd... Awfully quiet up here on my own.

Could we not share the hill?

[Jay]

Heathcliff's hill.

No, we sure can NOT share MY hill. Now that I've found MY hill again, I'm not letting go. *puts up walls and digs moats and prepares for a frightful fight*

You're not taking MY hill without a fight, whoever's foolhardy enough to try!

MY hill! *puts foot down and glares*

[Nikhar]

Heathcliff's hill.

No, we sure can NOT share MY hill. Now that I've found MY hill again, I'm not letting go. *puts up walls and digs moats and prepares for a frightful fight*

You're not taking MY hill without a fight, whoever's foolhardy enough to try!

MY hill! *puts foot down and glares*

Foolish! Foolish! Foolish act!


Before stamping your foot down so hard, you should always make sure that there is no 'Nik's Super Duper Mumbo Jumbo' glue on the surface.

My Hill! As Jay tries to lift his foot, currently bound to earth by my super glue... in vain!

[Jay]

Nikhar's hill.

Ok, so I don't get to lift my foot but you're still not getting my hill, Nikhar! I don't need to lift my feet to be able to fight you off and defend my hill.

Still my hill *gloats*

[kingoflombards]

Jay's hill......

Not anymore. Galzraa snipes Jay with enough tranquilizer to knock out an elephant and slices the top of the Hill with his long, white, shiny sword. As Jay, and the top half inch of the Hill fall down, I take the Hill.


MAH HILL YE IDEOTS!!!! (<-bad Scottish accent )

[Jay]

King's hill.

After the tranquilizer wore off, I gots very mad and angry and all kinds of grrrr, catching up with King, stealing all bits of my hill, bring them back home, glue them together and continue to glare evilly at everything that breathes... or moves... or just is...

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Jay's hill....

I call animal control on Jay and he is immediately locked up and thrown in the pound.



My Hill. (No Scottish accent)

[Jay]

King's hill.

After I eat the animal control person (thanks for dinner, btw ), I retake

MY hill!

Seriously, there's nothing better than playing KOTH at 4 am, especially when one's supposed to get up for work in an hour, seriously, priceless

[kingoflombards]

Jay's Hill

ITSA TRAP( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4 ) the animal control workers were laced with cocaine and LSD. OD time .


My Hill

[Jay]

King's hill.

Woah, trippy. As an OD zombie I think the only thing I can do is share the love so *bites King* and while King's busy transforming, I reclaim

MY hill!

see ya thieves in a couple of hours