Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[DanielBenoit]

Twat was definitely considered a swear word where I grew up, I'm pretty sure it's used in the US as well, but isn't that popular. Fanny isn't used in the same way in the US.

Fanny and twat unheard of here.

[OrphanPip]

Fanny and twat unheard of here.

I thought fanny meant bum in the USA, the body part not the homeless person.

[The Atheist]

Sound - who's the avatar?

[prendrelemick]

Twat is normal conversation round 'ere-

"T'weather's gone to bollocks an'tit"

"Aye its a twat!"


Oh no! Here we go, media rabbitting on about Key marginals and Percentage swings and floating voters.

[Paulclem]

Twat is normal conversation round 'ere-

"T'weather's gone to bollocks an'tit"

"Aye its a twat!"


Oh no! Here we go, media rabbitting on about Key marginals and Percentage swings and floating voters.

There'll be no news for 6 weeks before and 2 weeks after.

[soundofmusic]

Chunky - a synonym for fat, flabby, obese, big boned, carrying too much, of inestimable girth, porky, a gut bucket, beer bellied - I like synonyms.

I think she was joking...although she is definately not on the large side, so she might have been getting her own back for my references to her height. (4ft 11)

Yes - female anatomy. I think it's considered the worst word by the UK media.

Yes, that is what I thought she may be getting at.

Twat was definitely considered a swear word where I grew up, I'm pretty sure it's used in the US as well, but isn't that popular. Fanny isn't used in the same way in the US.

How is Fanny used in the UK and Montreal, we mean the gluteus here. Like, "I fell on my fanny". I suppose in deference to those named fanny; we stopped using it to mean a**

Sound - who's the avatar?

Jude Law, he's one of the hotties this old lady drools over...

[OrphanPip]

How is Fanny used in the UK and Montreal, we mean the gluteus here. Like, "I fell on my fanny". I suppose in deference to those named fanny; we stopped using it to mean a**

That part of the female anatomy mentioned above, you probably wouldn't want to fall on it.

[Paulclem]

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it. I could start the pinting as she's decided on the colour. Don't you dislike it when a job is hanging over you and spoiling your surfing?

Meanwhile I did sort out the porch - lick of paint. It is rather diddy though. Ah the holidays - when you can catch up on all those jobs...

[The Atheist]

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it.

I should hope not!

First off, making disgraceful statements about the state of women, now discussing wallpaper colours.

When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

[The Atheist]

Jude Law, he's one of the hotties this old lady drools over...

Quite demonic-looking, I like that in a bloke.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

...When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3SC...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHwDi...eature=related

By the way, you had me in tears with your fixed flat earth responses of late.
Hey maybe I'm on to something... a fixed flat earth...That's it!;

A FLAT EARTH THAT IS FIXED IN SPACE!!
That's the answer we have been looking for!

My God, think of the possibilities?

Gilliatt

[prendrelemick]

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it. I could start the pinting as she's decided on the colour. Don't you dislike it when a job is hanging over you and spoiling your surfing?

Meanwhile I did sort out the porch - lick of paint. It is rather diddy though. Ah the holidays - when you can catch up on all those jobs...

Pinting? is that an innocent typing error, or a Fraudian slip. You'd rather be enjoying a pint than painting the front room.

[Paulclem]

Pinting? is that an innocent typing error, or a Fraudian slip. You'd rather be enjoying a pint than painting the front room.

You're right - a "fraudian" slip. We got the wallpaper today. Harassment will follow. Alright - out with the cans and away into the allotment.

[Paulclem]

I should hope not!

First off, making disgraceful statements about the state of women, now discussing wallpaper colours.

When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

For me too. Te decorating is looming.

I haven't read the flatearth etc threads - I thought they were a joke. I'll have to partake.

[The Atheist]

I'd take a picture of Auckland at the moment and post it, but all you need to do to replicate the effect is get a blue screen with a large yellow dot in the middle.

Not a cloud over the entire country today.

Paradise, I tell ya, this place is!