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    If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokasenna View Post
    Well, I'm convinced...

    ...and anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and a witch, and must be purged with fire! Hurrah!
    lol. what goes round comes round.

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    "Unfortunately, there have been disbelievers and this is what happened to them:
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    Well, I don't know how to copy the picture, but what I've always wondered is "where does all the water go, and why?"
    Voices mysterious far and near,
    Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
    Are calling and whispering in my ear,
    Whifflingpin! Why stayest thou here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?
    That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








    [1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
    This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?
    The Nile river flows north.
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    [1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
    Well my God I never. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?
    Are you going to tell me I'm standing on my head?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    The Nile river flows north.
    But the Misssisssipppi flows south. Can water flow uphill?
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








    [1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
    The Moments of Dominion
    That happen on the Soul
    And leave it with a Discontent
    Too exquisite — to tell —
    -Emily Dickinson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4

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    My reply's to all of your questions:

    *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

    And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.



    Thanks for your time.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinthediltz View Post
    My reply's to all of your questions:

    *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

    And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.



    Thanks for your time.
    Great response! That will probably shut em' all up. The medieval dogmatists are pwn'd!
    The Moments of Dominion
    That happen on the Soul
    And leave it with a Discontent
    Too exquisite — to tell —
    -Emily Dickinson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinthediltz View Post
    My reply's to all of your questions:

    *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

    And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.



    Thanks for your time.
    Ah, so you are pure and we suck hmm? I see that makes sense I will keep this in mind
    lol it is funny but I didn't know that before so thank you for explaining

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    I'm smart. After all I read the bible every night. That makes me smart.

    PS: You are all stupid.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    The Nile river flows north.

    Hmm.. an awkward little fact that we must all strive to ignore.

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    Yea, the world must be flat... I'm sure it is.

    In the medieval era where many people rebelled against religion and science and hated everything in the dark ages, the world was known to be flat.
    Haha.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    The Nile river flows north.
    Obviously, Satan did it to try and make us believe the absurd notion that the Earth is a giant sphere hanging in space. Don't let him fool you - the only answer is to burn all the books that contradict the certain truth of a flat Earth, as they're tainted by the dark one!
    "I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche

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