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    Bad Joke

    Age is linear
    Time is asymmetrical
    in aspect, like rain
    "It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who knows with wisdom how to use the blessings of the gods, to endure hard poverty, and who fears dishonor worse than death, and is not afraid to die for cherished friends or fatherland."

    - Horace

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    Consummate Professional

    A testament to innate skill,
    A fetching beauty
    For an inordinate thrill,
    You've lost your breath
    'Til you've got your fill.

    Profound exaggerations
    Lead to
    Sound evaluations
    Perpetrated through
    Round cogitations,

    Innermost sentiment
    Emerges without
    Impediment
    To champion
    Glib experiment -

    A new phase in a sense;
    Promoting
    Ultraconfidence
    Just veering to
    Near quasi-eminence.

    Straight talk
    Sanctions the truth,
    Straight walk
    Disguises the uncouth,
    But the foremost rule of honour
    is
    Staid secrets unlock
    Precious glories of youth.
    "It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who knows with wisdom how to use the blessings of the gods, to endure hard poverty, and who fears dishonor worse than death, and is not afraid to die for cherished friends or fatherland."

    - Horace

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    What's Sauce For The Glander

    When Glander enters
    even the barflies hold their breath--
    not in suspense--but so they won't get a whiff
    of yesterday's urine/semen/rotgut,
    plastered in aimless greasy splotches
    from his chin to his shoes,
    he jerks like a marionette
    then slithers to the nearest stool.
    Hunching like a sick toad,
    he licks white lips,
    winks scarlet eyes,
    bobs his rotten apple head
    then mumbles out: "Blue."
    Takes a gulp--lets it dribble
    to join yesterday's brew--
    swipes a sleeve cross his nose
    dripping green stew.
    Then
    he notices the picture pinned on the wall
    of Dolly Parton and her twin friends
    and he drools on the bar:
    "That's eatin' stuff," he croaks
    and cackles aloud, fondles the barstool
    and crosses his legs.
    Then
    silence
    as the demon within
    gives him the password
    he'll repeat again and again:
    "What is it--what is it--what is it to me--
    nobody--nobody--nobody but me."
    Until
    a song on the jukebox
    spins him around
    and a fragment of lost lust
    stabs through his brain...
    Blinking frog eyes
    fill with blue mist--for an instant--
    then
    Glander shrugs it off,
    leans forward,
    grunts,
    and breaks
    yesterday's wind.

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    Life after the Moon

    They interviewed Buzz Aldrin in the paper.
    He said some lives have a before and after:
    life after that novel, life after love,
    or life after the moon.
    What he forgot was life after a should-be-friendship,
    a story that ended before it began.
    After a "Keep me posted" and "See you soon",
    one day outside your office and back to
    "Best wishes" the next.
    Life after you blandly said you were my lover
    and taught me not to look back.
    Long after dreams of trains should have warned me
    that life after you would be fun:
    new people, wine and Spanish vocab.
    Now I realize that I cannot re-create in me
    your stoical beauty, your other-sphere smile or
    the way you frown when you cross the road.
    And when I listen for that place where I could feel you
    I know that life after is longer than before.
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    Green Bananas

    Under spinach drooping
    do not break your neck
    The yellow wind blows fine, fine
    blue-green nothings, but a fleck

    The spot for green bananas
    will not abdicate it's crown
    A crow hides in the lantanas
    though it wears an ermine gown

    About the pudding cupboard
    ju-ju beads strung, for a lark
    You know the baby's crying
    because the toast is dark
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    "Remember, we are all in this alone." - Lilly Tomlin

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    The lights are slowly dimming,
    fading till they're gone.
    My brain is slowly slimming,
    till eventually I've got none.

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    Playing on one of my previous:

    Greetings to the malfunctioning being
    Preaching philosophies of sound acting
    Dragging, drag madness in ample hailing
    Love, vagabonds of a never-be comprising
    Still Light, cast in the livelong dry-runs
    There is no polite way
    of being happy

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    a cow, while walking through tall weeds
    wondered if God intercedes
    and ruminated, is it fair?
    cows can't petition God with prayer
    "Remember, we are all in this alone." - Lilly Tomlin

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    Why is this so hard?
    An eternity of waiting.
    Steam rises up to my face,
    no progress yet.

    I know it is getting hot,
    hope it's finished soon.
    Put the milk away,
    it might go sour.

    Did I switch it on?
    I'm sure I did.
    I know it's happening,
    bubbling up within.

    I am impatient,
    I think it is close.
    -Ping!- but it's cold,
    stupid kettle.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    This ones pretty wierd due to one reason. I was rather drunk when i wrote it and I wrote it too the bottle of Malibu in my hand rather then about it. Then when I went over it I read it aloud to the bottle as if I expected a reply.

    “ Caribbean Rum”

    My drink, oh my stolen drink,
    have I become so aroused?
    Your love is so great,
    your heart's just like mine
    alcoholic and used,
    like the darkest of shine
    together we fight,
    through each of our days
    with all of our might,
    both heartless and bland,
    but as strong as the wind
    it is you my good friend,
    who brings just to my sins

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    Lover leaver, smileeater
    had a life but wouldn't keep her
    put her through a special hell
    and there he left her
    so unwell

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    Earth

    In earth we grow the crops
    which, if we’re lucky, feed us.
    From earth, we have been told,
    our deity even made us.
    The earth we use to make our pots,
    the bricks to make our homes,
    But earth can also wreck our hopes,
    And turn us into stones.

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    Light

    In light I see the light,
    A blazing hub of whiteness,
    Burning, calcifying hope,
    Reducing all to ashes.
    Thus the atoms of the stars
    Blow as dust on solar winds,
    In time, will form new suns,
    Of thought and careless sin.

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    Time

    Unremitting in its advance,
    slicing off seconds, minutes hours,
    the pendulum of fate
    dissects time into morsels;
    bite-sized chunks of the present,
    which pass along the alimentary canal of now,
    through the sewer of then,
    to swell the turgid sea of memory.
    Infinitesimally, incrementally,
    with every tick of the celestial clock,
    history grows fatter.

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    “ Caribbean Rum”

    My drink, oh my stolen drink,
    have I become so aroused?
    Your love is so great,
    your heart's just like mine
    alcoholic and used,
    like the darkest of shine
    together we fight,
    through each of our days
    with all of our might,
    both heartless and bland,
    but as strong as the wind
    it is you my good friend,
    who brings just to my sins
    I think I owe you (and your friend there) a drink for this one. Malibu and coke is my drink of choice... I may try and memorize this to impress the next bottle I come across.

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