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    It was not cooked enough.

    Why trees grow upwards?
    Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
    Our meddling intellect
    Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
    We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth

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    So they can fall down.

    Why do trees fall down?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Because they want to sleep.

    Why do we need schools?
    I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake

    Captivity is consciousness,
    So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson

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    So fish have somewhere to live.

    Why do horsies sleep standing up?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    so they can still be horsing around while asleep

    how many trees are there in a forest?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    Why do horsies sleep standing up?
    They don't always...

    and....I can't see a forest for all these trees



    What are you waiting for?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    I'm waiting for Godot.

    Why can't we sleep standing up?
    I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake

    Captivity is consciousness,
    So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson

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    You can't?

    Why do kids fight sleep so much?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Because this exercise gives them a sound sleep.

    Why do kids suck their thumb?
    I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake

    Captivity is consciousness,
    So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson

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    Because it tasts better than their big toe.

    Why do people dance?

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    Because they have ants in their pants.

    Why don't ants wear pants?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Because they have no sewing machines to make them.

    Why is the internet so addicting?
    It is not too late, to be wild for roundabouts - to be wild for life
    Wolfsheim - It is not too late

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    I believe it drank a cup of coffee.

    Why do we need a heart?

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    So that someone can break it and a better one can heal it.

    Why doesn't a centipede wear shoes?
    Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
    Our meddling intellect
    Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
    We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth

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    By the time the tie them all in the morning...it's time to go to bed again...

    Why are we asking all of these questions?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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