Because your eyes are shut...
When will we ever learn?
Because your eyes are shut...
When will we ever learn?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
When I finish writing the book called "learning - the Idiots Way."
Why do some people stir other people?
Because they have a big spoon up their backside and have a need to use it.....
Why is red not the same as brown when you consider colours to be unique?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Oh, Aimussage... This one just blew me away. You made my day dear. Thanks.Originally Posted by AimusSage
Because red had a fight with brown and they are no longer colorful friends.
Why are people always searching for ansers?
Because if they didn't they'd be doing nothing but be in a state of absolute nothingness.
What happened to the sweeping scenes in movies?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
The cleaners came a day before the opening. Sorry.
Why is the world round?
It has to do with the effects of circular reasoning...
Why is the galaxy a disc?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
So we can play it on our playstation
Why do people eat?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't be fat and bulky!
What is a orison?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
A lollypop.
What is a book?
Something people write to later adapt for TV
When did Uri Geller bend a spoon?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
He didn't really bend the spoon...because the spoon didn't really exist in the first place...
Where's Waldo?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Chasing after 'Where's Wally'.
How did the printer make all of the words go in a straight line?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
It was printing a disciplinary action memo.
Why do hyenas laugh?
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
Due to disciplinary action memos.
Why don't fish laugh?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
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