[QUOTE=gbrekken;849003]My Grandad was a shepherd. He never mentioned dirt, but I'm sure he would have thought the same. (How are shepherds considered over there? I still remember Glen Ford in the cowboy film where he's a not very well regarded sheep farmer. I think that was my Grandad's favourite film).Originally Posted by Paulclem
We've got a cat and a dog to keep up with the immuno-dust and grime and hair. We still get colds galore though. Perhaps we're keeping them too squeaky clean.
I have "friends"with the same problem; the rash actually clears up with a mixture for poison ivy (a mixture of benadryl and calamine lotion). It tends to come with moisture and skin rubbing against clothing or skin.
A bit more of zinc and vitamin E in your diet help the skin cracking; and I hear it makes you chase your wife around the bed
I can see that, we almost had to shut down the blokes thread when you stopped visiting...right Jocky, AtheistAll those hours in the pub talking nonsense has been a good training.
Funnily enough, since I stopped going to pubs, their business has gone right down. It's either that or the vast improvements in home entertainment coupled with the supermarkets' get p*ssed quick campaigns.
You always make sense Prendrelemick; and I still think gbrekken is doing some esoteric code when we don't understand him, right gman
[QUOTE=gbrekken;849003]I buy my dirt from the stores after the cow and heat processing, antibacterials, etc...then the cats use it as a litter box...
It is a commonly held belief by some people that dirt improves the immune system - QUOTE]
I think it does, like vaccines, if you already have an immune system; with me, my immune system isn't tough enough to let any of the little suckers in
My farmer father was fond of saying "A little clean dirt never hurt anybody."
[QUOTE=Paulclem;849068]I think it would be a wonderful and peaceful life herding sheep. I think alot of my allergies are from the cat dandar...do they ever stop cleaning themselves. 'My neighbor yelled at me because I wouldn't let my cat sit on his coffee table; as soon as he "stuck up" for the cat, she began cleaning her private parts
My Grandad was a shepherd. He never mentioned dirt, but I'm sure he would have thought the same. (How are shepherds considered over there? I still remember Glen Ford in the cowboy film where he's a not very well regarded sheep farmer. I think that was my Grandad's favourite film).
We've got a cat and a dog to keep up with the immuno-dust and grime and hair. We still get colds galore though. Perhaps we're keeping them too squeaky clean.
Wonderful, peaceful!No, I'd say its more like psychological warfare, and the sheep are winning.
I'm constantly telling the wife that muck is not a bad thing, and that by coming into the kitchen with my wellies on, I'm protecting her from all kinds of nasties.
SOUNDS. I dont need owt to encourage me to chase the wife around the bed, but if you know of anything that will enable me to catch her....
to catch the wife, begin with well placed snares.
shepherds are rare, though the Basque are still around, I think. Most of the guys at the bar are either truck drivers looking for work, or cattle ranchers out for the night, so I don't bring it up.
esoteric or cryptic? I'm not sure. Efforts toward understandability are under way
heavenly blue morning glory
Ah, springes to catch woodcocks then we will all the pleasures prove
You need to meet some sheep.
I've lived on a sheep farm.Wonderful, peaceful!
The bleating reminded me too much of the ex-mother-in-law.
She should be praising your tireless efforts.
God, you just can't please some women.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
I have met sheep before. They were very butty and skittish, but then it was a slaughterhouse. I couldn't blame them.
Come back home with a different pair of underwear than you left with, preferably a nice silky red brief, spray a bit of womens perfume near you, and put a few long hairs near the nape of your neck; walk in totally oblivious, start to undress in front of her and bang...she will be on youWonderful, peaceful!
I'm constantly telling the wife that muck is not a bad thing, and that by coming into the kitchen with my wellies on, I'm protecting her from all kinds of nasties.
SOUNDS. I dont need owt to encourage me to chase the wife around the bed, but if you know of anything that will enable me to catch her....
I've met a sheep throw rug, does that count
Last edited by soundofmusic; 02-18-2010 at 10:46 PM.
Quite right.
I have met sheep before. They were very butty and skittish, but then it was a slaughterhouse. I couldn't blame them.
The best sheep are smothered in mint sauce.
I ate that one - it was delicious!I've met a sheep throw rug, does that count
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
We use sheepdogs in the UK. There was a weekly programme that was on the telly - One Man and his Dog. I'd like to see the US version if that's an example.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4237RO5bE
We really used to watch this! TV's come a long way.
I may be desperate, but I'm not suicidal-yet!Come back home with a different pair of underwear than you left with, preferably a nice silky red brief, spray a bit of womens perfume near you, and put a few long hairs near the nape of your neck; walk in totally oblivious, start to undress in front of her and bang...she will be on you
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It looks like Bigfoot is a vegitarian. Though not through choice!
Great video, Gilliatt, I must admit; that might make me want to eat the critters
I watched it for a good while; it's sort of hypnotic
We use sheepdogs in the UK. There was a weekly programme that was on the telly - One Man and his Dog. I'd like to see the US version if that's an example.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4237RO5bE
We really used to watch this! TV's come a long way.Maybe we should keep the video for American dogs; "See, in other countries you'd be working for your food"
Well, I don't know; it worked on me...but I'm the curious type
What is all this talk of eating; I thought people kept sheep for their coatsIt looks like Bigfoot is a vegitarian. Though not through choice!
What type of snares would you suggest: I could go for $50 dollar bills hidden about the houseto catch the wife, begin with well placed snares.
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