You know they stopped a war once by getting all of the femal nurses to come out in their underwear. Then the girls shot the enemy. Good tactic. Funny to imagine.
"Now, everyone, why must we fight like this? We should have a tea break. Or does anyone want the rath of my katana?"
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
it was ulysses then who called on the great tides that surrounded ithaca, with posiedon's blessing, he raised his sword into the trembling rain drenched sky.
arty was still heaving at his burdensome blade and harry was twirling his wand in some figure of eight manner. but together the three summoned a water demon, its contours resembled that of a giant ape. ping pong was this water apes name. seeing princess leia in her underware the ape snatched her up, and ran up the side of the mountain.
arty, harry and ulysses in sudden trepidation, realising the folly of their ways said in unison, 'why didn't i think of that?'
I never said I was in my underwear. It would've stopped the war though.
"Princess Leia's katana was no match for Ping Pong, so rather than damage it, she began calling for help. Seemed the battle was almost over for Princess Leia."
Can I come back to life as someone else, seeing as Princess Leia will probably die soon unless a brave hero rescues me? I'm not good at RPs.
"Or maybe Ping Pong just likes me. Princess Leia gives Ping Pong's enormous hand a big hug."
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
........ What's "rath"
The king of the dead world gets bored, so he recalls what happened so far....
Bunch of people were fightin' aliens when SUDDENLY the Flood shows up and messes everything up. So now Harry and Arty are bothering ME to do something or the other. I know. It has been quite some time......Why are you here anyway?
"Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses."
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Erm... Wrath? Is that right?
"So, what are we going to do about all this water? Who do I have to chase with a chainsaw to make it all go away?"
-Princess Leia chases Harry with chainsaw.-
I flew here.
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
Harry runs wildly. Then, suddenly realizes, 'Why the heck am I running away from such a gorgeous girl?'
He stops, "Hey Babes!"
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Princess Leia is about to take Harry's head off but her chainsaw stops. "What am I supposed to do with this thing now?"
"Say... Harry... Kind, sweet Harry, you wouldn't know how to fix a chainsaw, would you?" She says with a bat of her eyelids.
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
Confounded by her majesty, Harry is now a twit.
At your service, miss.
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Well, I don't need this chainsaw then, seeing as I have now hypnotised you.
"Thank you, I shall knight you. Please kneel."
So... who is the enemy?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
huh?
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Ahh... I see...
-clicks her fingers in Harry's face-
Btw, what character is Harry from?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
The marvellous creation of JK rowling.
Last edited by Nikhar; 02-12-2010 at 02:44 AM.
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Oh yea... great, I know about Harry Potter. I read them all.
Sirius was the God father.
Traitor! You aren't Harry! Feel the rath of my katana.
I'm not into Star Wars. Am I allowed to change my character?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
Was testing you.Originally Posted by Heathcliff
Yeah sure...change it. I didn't even know who Princess Leia was.
People laugh at me 'coz they think I'm a fool...I smile because I made someone laugh
Nikhar Agrawal
Okay... Erm... Catherine from WH. The first Catherine, I don't like the other one.
Of course you were testing me...
Okay, I shall knight you with my katana... Do you want to be a knight?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
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