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    a dark soul Haunted's Avatar
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    both you and Bien look mighty yummy to me..........

    If you were a smaller fish, would you be jealous that the shark picked something / someone else to eat?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    lifeguards in their skimpy budgie smugglers (think they can show me up)

    if you were a cat, how would you catch that pesky mouse?


    oops mine was for maryd's

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki456 View Post
    lifeguards in their skimpy budgie smugglers (think they can show me up)

    if you were a cat, how would you catch that pesky mouse?


    oops mine was for maryd's
    No probs.

    I would probably love it to death.

    If you were a rubbish bin for a famous politiician, what sort of rubbish, would you consist of?

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    lots of toilet paper, cleaning up after their verbal.....(insert expletive) and lies.

    if you were a fly, whose wall would you like to land on?

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    kitchen wall

    If you were an action actor who would you want to be?
    Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
    William Shakespeare

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    The guy from Dirty Dancing. That is action, yea?

    If you were a dance, which type would you be?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Tango, of course ( I am old fashioned lady :P )

    if you were a book, which one would you be?
    Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
    William Shakespeare

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    The Eight

    If you were a commercial what would you be advertising?
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Pabst Blue Ribbon

    If you were on the cover of a magazine, which publication would it be?
    “Oh crap”
    -- Hellboy

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    Popular Science

    If you were a constellation, what would you be shaped as...and what would be your background story?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    I'd be Orion because it's the easiest one for me to pick out.


    If you were a potato salad who's picnic would you be at?
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    My families' picnic

    If you were a playing card, which one would you be?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    The instruction card....(typically discarded but very informative)

    If you were a building material, what would you be?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    I'd be the cement.


    If you were a chess piece, which would you be?
    "Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses."
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    Bishop. I'd become a castle but they always seem to die so easily.

    If you were a language, which?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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