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    Definitely Physics!

    Hail Einstein!

    If you were a public enemy number one, who'd ya be?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    It's cliche but I have to go with Dillinger.

    If you were a cigarette butt being thrown out of a car window on what street would you land?
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Why Bourbon, of course! (there's rarely room for cars there, but oh well!)

    If you were a sundae, what type (flavour) would you be?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Hot Fudge

    If you were a rock band, what would you be called?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Medieval Nights

    If you were a child actor/actress, which one would you be?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Oh, probably Will Wheaten.

    If you were $5 word, which one would you be?
    “Oh crap”
    -- Hellboy

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    Lincoln

    If you were a creek, where is your source...and where to you lead to?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    source: Mountain snow-melt
    terminus: a fetid, polluted salt marsh (this is pretty much where all beautiful waters run).

    If you were fence, what would you keep out?
    “Oh crap”
    -- Hellboy

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    Anyone who can't climb fences...

    If you were tree, what kind of critters would live in you?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Owls

    If you were a bottle of wine, which vineyard would you be from?
    This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    Prawns

    If you were a bottle of wine, which vineyard would you be from?
    A Blackberry vineyard....otherwise, I have no idea...

    Prawns? I didn't know that they could climb trees...

    If you were a prawn, what would be your favorite sauce to be dipped in?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    What the Dickens?!
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    That was for The Comedian. Keeping the prawns out of fence, as in District 9.

    Umm... garlic?

    If you were a handgun, what type would you be?
    This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.

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    Revolver.

    If you were a game of Cludeo, who would be the murderer, in what room and with what weapon?
    "...You are not wrong, who deem
    That my days have been a dream;
    Yet if hope has flown away
    In a night, or in a day,
    In a vision, or in none,
    Is it therefore the less gone?..." E. A. Poe

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    I would be the murderer as everyone thinks I am sweet, that I shall never be a suspect. It would definitely have to be in the kitchen as one would be hungry after the workout and it's closer to an item I would probably use... Um a spoon, plastic cup... No, no, I'm being silly I would use something a little more dangerous than that... A ladle. Hahahaha

    If you were an oven, what would you bake?

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    Cheesecake...Oreo cheesecake...

    If you were cheesecake favor, what would it be?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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