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    Because in the warm weather the snowmen are gone to the nude beach.

    Where are all the snowwomen?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Watching the nude snowmen and the beach.

    What does one wear to a nudist beach?

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    sunscreen and a smile

    How do you greet each other on a nude beach?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    You don't shake hands, you just shake your body.

    Are you allowed to wear a hat to a nudist beach.

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    yes, as long as it covers only the beach bag.

    Which direction does a beach ball bounce on a nude beach, up or down?
    Last edited by Haunted; 01-07-2010 at 10:36 AM.

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    If you are upside down then it might just drop, but If you are standing normal then it will go down.

    Can you swim at a nudist beach?

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    yes but use caution, you are more exposed...hmm...ymmm...to sharks.

    Can you reuse the styrofoam cups you find on the bottom of the ocean?

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    Yes, just remember to rinse them, after the fish use them.

    Is it true that one can swim from America to Australia in 40 minutes?

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    They both begin with A's so I don't see why not.

    How do you post a reply in this thread?

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    You just type the word... Reply!

    What is the reason for rain?

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    “Oh crap”
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    Isn't that where you are supposed to wear them.

    Where is the moon located?

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    Why so serious?
    "I teach you the Übermensch. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him? … What is ape to man? A laughing stock or painful embarrassment. And man shall be that to the Übermensch" -- from Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Nietzsche

    “Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” - Nikola Tesla

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nietzsche View Post
    Why so serious?
    because there's nothing else left to do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maryd. View Post
    Where is the moon located?
    In the sky, right over the shed where they make moonshine (before the FBI raid)

    Do people stand upside down on the southern hemisphere?
    Last edited by Haunted; 01-12-2010 at 06:44 PM.

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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    No, but they walk backwards.

    Where does the electricity come from when the switch gets flipped on?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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