Yep. He lives over by my old high school.
Does his belly really jiggle like a bowl full of jelly?
Yep. He lives over by my old high school.
Does his belly really jiggle like a bowl full of jelly?
Only after dinner... SWEETS AFTER DINNER!!!
Why does he always start his sentences with HO HO HO?
So people know to run away in fear before he pulls out the Christmas scythe.
If the world doesn't end in 2012, when is the next significant Apocalypse year on the religious timetables?
I think it's this Friday after the movie "To Sir With Love."
What day comes after Friday?
The sixth or seventh one, depending on where you live.
Why did the Grand Old Duke of York march his men up and down a hill?
Because they couldn't find his specks. (Glasses)
Why were the three blind mice, blind?
They were exposed as babies to the daily 10-hour supernova (which is what we call the Sun).
Why do we celebrate Christmas?
"I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka
some people made it their religion to bash Christianity, so Christmas is celebrated to annoy those people
How long does the New Year last?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
The same as the old one...
How long is a year on the moon?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
365 nights
do bees call each other honey?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
About a week, It's to busy giving us light at night it has to hurry it's year up.
How big is the moon?
Hey babe, we crossed quotes... Will go with yours.
Originally Posted by Haunted
I'll do yours first
the size varies according to weight. If it eats too much moon rock for lunch, it falls on the horizon at night and looks gigantic.
do bees call each other honey?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
You are such a sweetie.
Yes, that is where the company got the name honey from.
Are you asking me questions or is it your computer?
My computer comes up with the questions...then I ask them...
Why do kids giggle?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
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