To keep them company
Why did I just have a shower?
To keep them company
Why did I just have a shower?
Because the shower wanted you.
Why is water wet?
To give a towel a reason for existing.
Why is heat - hot?
Because cold can't be.
Why does water freeze?
So we can learn how to ice skate.
Why do we get older?
Can't retreat to Florida in the winter.
Why do stupid people venture out on thin ice?
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
That must be why I was out on the ice this morning.
Why do people ice fish?
To learn how to swim
Why does it snow in Winter and not Summer?
Because snow prefers Winter and doesn't fancy Summer.
Why the summer holidays pass so quickly, whereas school seems to last forever?
Because there are less hours in the summer days than there are in school.
Where to babies come form?
A stork delivers them in a blanket
How far north is north?
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
Somewhere up there.
Is there really a pole in the north pole?
I think you go upwards.
How big is America?
Sorry dear we crossed posts, will go with yours
Originally Posted by skib
Yes, one that comes out of the ground with a telephone attached to it.
Why is Australia an island?
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
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