The water is condensing in your nose from the cold in your nose.
Why is metal hard?
The water is condensing in your nose from the cold in your nose.
Why is metal hard?
Because it starts leaking when exposed to microorganisms.
Where is the Atlantic ocean located at?
"I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka
Sorry skib didn't see you posted before me.Originally Posted by skib
"I should like to know what people fear the most: whatever is contrary to their usual habits, I imagine." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
"A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul" -Franz Kafka
No worries. I do that all the time!
Now where were we.
Metal is hard becaus someone placed it in the fridge.
(Ok, lets go with Dr. Jekyll's question now)
Where is the Atlantic ocean located at?
Not here.
Why is the ocean so big?
Because the bath leaked.
Why do we have a shower/bathe?
Because we can't do everything in the toilet.
Did 4-legged animals and 4-legged furniture come from the same ancestors?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
No, 4 legged furniture reproduces asexually
What is snow?
Snow is "wons" spelled backwards.
Does tsunami taste like salami?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
Probably... They have the same burst about them.
Why do some people read, whilst on the toilet?
Because they are ashamed by what they are reading
Why some teachers are dork?
Because it is part of their curriculum, in Uni.
Why are there crazy people in the world?
Because it is part of their curriculum, in Uni.
Why are there crazy people in the world?
to keep me company
why do crazy people have to put up with sane people?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
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