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    The inhumanity of it all.

    Reminds me of my youth.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    The inhumanity of it all.

    Reminds me of my youth.
    Did you cry a lot babe? You are not another one of those moderator thingies are you? Jocky is going to have something to say about this in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Did you cry a lot babe?
    Here's a question: In a professional setting why in green hell would a man refer to his female coworker as "babe" and think that was ok?


    You are not another one of those moderator thingies are you? Jocky is going to have something to say about this in the near future.
    First "Babe" now "Thingie"?? I think you are treading on thin ice there mister -I might make you call me "Your Highness"






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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    Here's a question: In a professional setting why in green hell would a man refer to his female coworker as "babe" and think that was ok?




    First "Babe" now "Thingie"?? I think you are treading on thin ice there mister -I might make you call me "Your Highness"






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    Och, relax and have a beer, you have got bigger fish to fry than me.

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    Important notification

    My fellow threadists, Jocky has just appointed himself as C.H.M. or chief high moderator. The new rules are as follows: Anyone not posting about sex, sport, booze, manly pursuits, oh and the odd literary reference is herebye banned from the Blokes Thread. My first official duty was a formal approach to Sheherazade, informing her politely, but firmly that future interference will not be brooked. I hope my arbitrary and undemocratic actions meet with your approval.
    Last edited by jocky; 12-04-2009 at 07:29 PM.

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    First I have to see the wanton destruction of booze, then Jocky reminds me of the dark day when I bludgeoned the coworker and now he's appointed himself CHM.


    Is it getting dark in here?


    Why is the room spinning?
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    First I have to see the wanton destruction of booze, then Jocky reminds me of the dark day when I bludgeoned the coworker and now he's appointed himself CHM.


    Is it getting dark in here?


    Why is the room spinning?
    And the night is still young.

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    "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
    "Oh Papayahead, don't lets ask for the moon we have the stars."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jock y View Post
    Important notification

    My fellow threadists, Jocky has just appointed himself as C.H.M. or chief high moderator. The new rules are as follows: Anyone not posting about sex, sport, booze, manly pursuits, oh and the odd literary reference is herebye banned from the Blokes Thread. My first official duty was a formal approach to Sheherazade, informing her politely, but firmly that future interference will not be brooked. I hope my arbitrary and undemocratic actions meet with your approval.


    I reckon all that alien probing has affected old Jocky, it's awoken his latent Scottish megalomania .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Important notification

    My fellow threadists, Jocky has just appointed himself as C.H.M. or chief high moderator. The new rules are as follows: Anyone not posting about sex, sport, booze, manly pursuits, oh and the odd literary reference is herebye banned from the Blokes Thread. My first official duty was a formal approach to Sheherazade, informing her politely, but firmly that future interference will not be brooked. I hope my arbitrary and undemocratic actions meet with your approval.
    The Lone Star state is behind you Jocky!
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    I reckon all that alien probing has affected old Jocky, it's awoken his latent Scottish megalomania .
    How dare you call me latent? You can't talk to the chief high moderator in that tone. Remember I have the whole of Texas behind me. Your name is now on the list.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    The Lone Star state is behind you Jocky!
    Your name is not on the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    First I have to see the wanton destruction of booze, then Jocky reminds me of the dark day when I bludgeoned the coworker and now he's appointed himself CHM.


    Is it getting dark in here?


    Why is the room spinning?
    Papayahed, Do you think you can get me invited to Jockys award ceremony; I've got to go shopping and see if they have anything in leather that will stretch to a size 20 if the whole lonestar state is coming...wouldn't want to be underdressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    How dare you call me latent? You can't talk to the chief high moderator in that tone. Remember I have the whole of Texas behind me. Your name is now on the list.



    I apologise unreservedly, O chief High Moderator, I should have put rampant instead.

    By the way, is it your Christmas card list I'm on.

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Papayahed, Do you think you can get me invited to Jockys award ceremony; I've got to go shopping and see if they have anything in leather that will stretch to a size 20 if the whole lonestar state is coming...wouldn't want to be underdressed
    Careful Sounds, Wearing leather in a room full of Texans, could be risky. You may end up lassooed and branded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Remember I have the whole of Texas behind me. Your name is now on the list.

    ... Your name is not on the list.
    Careful Jocky, you best get my name on that thar list; we Texans have been known to secede. You don't want tose the Texas contingient.

    By the way, you better check your list and see if Tareq and Michaela Salahi on on it. They might try to crash the party.

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Papayahed, Do you think you can get me invited to Jockys award ceremony; I've got to go shopping and see if they have anything in leather that will stretch to a size 20 if the whole lonestar state is coming...wouldn't want to be underdressed
    You'll also want to pick up about ten gallons of hairspray and curlers the size of an oil drum!

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Careful Sounds, Wearing leather in a room full of Texans, could be risky. You may end up lassooed and branded.
    The irons are in the fire as we speak!
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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