Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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[QUOTE=The Atheist;811347]See what happens when you allow women into the club?

No, it's okay with any of the other women; I've just got this special talent: when I say the P word or talk about anything gratifying; it gratifies people enough that they assume there must be something wrong with it...In case anyone hasn't noticed; I'm not the one starting all those new sexually explicit threads...I'm just enjoying them...

[Red-Headed]

Aah, a troubled man, it could be the red hair! I can clearly see you are having difficulties, do you not mean several paper backs and three units of alcohol a week?

I'm not sure, after freebasing some Foucault I kind of lost track.

My advice would be this, whether it be the metaphysical poets, the English language ( God help us all ) or Bernard Mathew's Pot Roasts the Blokes Thread is here for you.

Ah! Those Metaphysical poets & their conceits...

As for Bernard Matthew's Pot Roasts...definitely not bootiful.

[prendrelemick]

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See what happens when you allow women into the club?

No, it's okay with any of the other women; I've just got this special talent: when I say the P word or talk about anything gratifying; it gratifies people enough that they assume there must be something wrong with it...In case anyone hasn't noticed; I'm not the one starting all those new sexually explicit threads...I'm just enjoying them...

Enough already Sounds, you dont need to explain yourself here. Your previous post has already put me off walnuts for the rest of my life. We blokes are a bit squeemish about that sort of thing - (graphic descriptions of our willies)- we prefer to believe that women are all innocents who are unable to resist our male charm, which is magnified to irresistable proportions through alcohol.

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Enough already Sounds, you dont need to explain yourself here. Your previous post has already put me off walnuts for the rest of my life. We blokes are a bit squeemish about that sort of thing - (graphic descriptions of our willies)- we prefer to believe that women are all innocents who are unable to resist our male charm, which is magnified to irresistable proportions through alcohol.

Sorry, When you receive your present marked "Don't open 'til Xmas"; just return it unopened: It is a beautiful German Soldier Nutcracker Just be glad you're not a woman and have to look at O'keefe; I got traumatized everytime I saw a bee! Do you suppose women drink to become innocent...I hear men tell me the women look much better after a few drinks.

[prendrelemick]

Surely a lady would avert her gaze.

[The Atheist]

No way Atheist, Jocky may not have the X factor but I have defenitely got the squirm factor. Moderators, plural ?

They're everywhere!

Luckily, my passport is stamped with "Never, ever allowed to be a moderator".

I'm just not..... moderate enough.

Actually, comparing this one

Too late for me, I'm on several units of alcohol a day & three paperbacks a week. I just don't think I can cold turkey...

Sounds terminal, you'll just have to live with it.

Is it worse than mixing the hop & the vine?

Nothing, but nithing's worse than that.

I'm not the one starting all those new sexually explicit threads...I'm just enjoying them...

Sexually explicit threads?

I'm off!

... which is magnified to irresistable proportions through alcohol.

[...I hear men tell me the women look much better after a few drinks.

I don't agree with that at all.

It's aliens, I tell ya!

Going to bed with Miss World at 3 am and waking up with the She-Devil at noon can only be proof that alien abductions are real.

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Sounds terminal, you'll just have to live with it.

I'll live, just as long as I can score some 'E' (existentialism) or some Dante's Divine Comedy...I'm really hurting for some tricento Italian literature...

Nothing, but nithing's worse than that.

Mixing Dan Brown & Jeffrey Archer paperbacks?








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Surely a lady would avert her gaze.

Avert, next time I'm wearing blinders

Sexually explicit threads?

I'm off!

I don't agree with that at all.

It's aliens, I tell ya!

Going to bed with Miss World at 3 am and waking up with the She-Devil at noon can only be proof that alien abductions are real.

Well, I've found that the folks around the forums cycle with their love of sexually explicit material...I suppose it is followed by a great deal of self imposed flogging and church going, family picnics and giving their mother in laws pedicures.

Yes, I've meant the aliens also; but I date Mr World, have four months of blissful activity and momentous nights...they turn into aliens about the time we get a joint checking account!

[jocky]

I'll live, just as long as I can score some 'E' (existentialism) or some Dante's Divine Comedy...I'm really hurting for some tricento Italian literature...

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Stick with Dante a great trecento poet. If you can find a great tricento Italian writer, your journey to the inferno may be sooner than you think. Really!

They're everywhere!



It's aliens, I tell ya!

Did I ever tell you about the the time I was alienly abducted? O.K. guys I obvously did but that experience left its mark on me. Me and Arthur.C. Clarke had long discussions about this, I was under hypnosis, obviously, but I do remember flashbacks such as, the second wave and watch the skies, watch the skies. I swear I will never go to bed with Miss World again.

[MGK]

I demand an explanation for the unforgiveable lack of german beer in this thread! We invented the juice so you might as well pay homage to the pros.

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Stick with Dante a great trecento poet. If you can find a great tricento Italian writer, your journey to the inferno may be sooner than you think. Really!

Damn, I'm so strung out I can't even spell trecento!

I blame the Deuchars IPA.

[jocky]

I demand an explanation for the unforgiveable lack of german beer in this thread! We invented the juice so you might as well pay homage to the pros.

Wunderbar.

[gbrekken]

Hold the presses!

new information has come to my attention

Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale 330 calories 9.6% alcohol and only 32 grams of carbs.

Who needs food? German beer? why not name a few of your favorites MGK?

local ad for fine chocolate notes that a women might not want a man after enough of that (not desiring a freak of nature).

the tunnel between area 51 and the nevada nuclear test site recently discovered (that explains miss world becoming the coyote ugly one you wake up with: makes you chew your arm off at the elbow and leave the forearm under her head right where it was when you awoke, and fearing IT might re-awake)

Minnesota Viking adrian peterson thankful that tiger took all the media focus away from him

glad I quit international travel before they started requiring passports.

[The Atheist]

Did I ever tell you about the the time I was alienly abducted? O.K. guys I obvously did but that experience left its mark on me. Me and Arthur.C. Clarke had long discussions about this, I was under hypnosis, obviously, but I do remember flashbacks such as, the second wave and watch the skies, watch the skies. I swear I will never go to bed with Miss World again.

Worse than a beaujolias hangover.

I demand an explanation for the unforgiveable lack of german beer in this thread! We invented the juice so you might as well pay homage to the pros.

More to do witht he unforgiveable lack of Germans in the thread!

The invention of beer is a funny one, with the earliest record being in Iran, where they don't like it all nowadays.

Jocky, I suggest you cover your eyes at this time:

Hold the presses!

new information has come to my attention

Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale 330 calories 9.6% alcohol and only 32 grams of carbs.

Who needs food? German beer? why not name a few of your favorites MGK?

local ad for fine chocolate notes that a women might not want a man after enough of that (not desiring a freak of nature).

the tunnel between area 51 and the nevada nuclear test site recently discovered (that explains miss world becoming the coyote ugly one you wake up with: makes you chew your arm off at the elbow and leave the forearm under her head right where it was when you awoke, and fearing IT might re-awake)

Minnesota Viking adrian peterson thankful that tiger took all the media focus away from him

glad I quit international travel before they started requiring passports.

Sometimes, the world is less strange than we expect.

[jocky]

Jocky, I suggest you cover your eyes at this time:

Atheist you will be glad to hear the perpetrators of this unspeakable act of wanton destruction were executed by me personally, several times over. My orders were perfectly clear burn the books, not the booze.