Because 'word' beat up on 'person', so now they don't talk anymore.
Why am I so happy?
Because 'word' beat up on 'person', so now they don't talk anymore.
Why am I so happy?
Because you are on the litnet forum.
Can you say something stupid?
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“All" human beings "by nature desire to know.” ― Aristotle
“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
Something stupid.
Can you fly with pigs?
Only when pigs fly.
Why are pigs fat?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Silly, birds don't fly!
Can I eat the spider??????
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
yes, eat the spider before Gozilla eats you.
Is 6 legs faster than 2?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
Depends on how you count.
Can I have the cookie?
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
If you were the cookie jar, then yes.
if I split my hair, do I get twice as much hair?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
Only if you were bald.
If I danced the tango on the beach - would I sink into the sand?
Can you dance the tango on the head of a pin? If so, quite possibly.
If we are all made up of atoms anyway, why don't parts of ourselves collect and connect to others' lips in the act of kissing?
Maybe they do and maybe you just can't see it.Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Are we really made up of atoms?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Not everyone, only those they considered to be bombshells.
do I refill my glass when it's half full or wait till it's half empty?
Last edited by Haunted; 11-30-2009 at 03:15 AM.
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
First check if it is actually a glass.
Who lays the cartons the eggs come in?
The Carton Hen.
What entices a gambler to gamble?
Those people act oddly, so they gamble knowing the odds are on their side.
What are eyebrows for?
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
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