A FEW MORE 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES

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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 76

An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
Is an old wives tale
And doomed to fail
So when the doc calls
Just knee him in the balls

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 77

Horsey, horsey will you stop
Just stop with all that clippetty clop
You’ve been put out to pasture as you know well
So stop playing with the coconut shells

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 78

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
That is my name now
That’s John spelt with an H
And Jacob with a C
And Jingleheimer spelt the right way!!
Oh what is the point just call me JJ

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 79

The Grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
And when the hedonistic Duke reached the end
He started all over again

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 80

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her face
She might call it a curl
But I’m afraid little girl
You’ve actually grown a moustache

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 81

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
“That’s inbreeding for you”

[Pendragon]

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 80

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her face
She might call it a curl
But I’m afraid little girl
You’ve actually grown a moustache

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 81

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
“That’s inbreeding for you”

Haw!

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Thank you

[MANICHAEAN]

You cannot hope to bribe or twist,
Thank God the British journalist.
But seeing what a man will do,
Unbribed, there's no occasion to.

Sorry. Could not think of a nursery theme!

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Thanks anyway

[Silas Thorne]

Great stuff. I like the second one, but I haven't heard the rhyme unfortunately.
I'll have a play too:

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry,
when the boys came out to play
someone decked him for snogging their girlfriend.

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Good one

[Buh4Bee]

Fun, love them.

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Thanks you