write a really bad poem

[MacMungo]

This might just be my favorite bad poem ever. Ever.

Thanks! Plus, I rhymed "orange"

[MacMungo]

Not mine, but one of my favorite bad poems.
Eddie Murphy (reading as the inmate/poet Tyrone Green) on Saturday Night Live.

I remember watching when he did that one. I was totally rofl.

[snape]

loving christmas

Christmas is a lovely time of those you love not fear,
The many carols in the streets that you like to hear.
Christmas is a gathering of those you find most dear,
That makes christmas my favourite celebration of the year.

Recieving gifts is good, giving gifts is great,
Shopping for the christmas gifts always being late.
You like recieving something even if that you hate,
But quality dosen't matter it's the thought that they create.

Dad's outside working mums inside for the same,
but for the little kiddies it's all just one fun game.
although it can be hard work you're glad that everyone came,
you put in lots of effort but the teens just think it lame.

S.A.W.S
Summer is nice and hot and sunny
Just the right time to have fun that is funny.
The sun is shinning very bright
Bringing beauty in the sunset at night.

Autumn is a grand old time
with leafless trees and vineless vines.
It is the time to jump and play
In dirty piles of leaves all day.

Winter is the coldest season
For being cold it has no reason.
We're freezing from head to toe
Soon the terrible cold will go.

Spring has come with flowers to
With lots of garedning jobs to do.
Spring is a fun time
But unlike winter no vineless vines.

[Satan]

Woah! This will become a favorite thread of mine. Good one, Snape. And a very happy b'day to you, young lad.

Together

You're but an imagination
or a burning dream of mine;
or I am the nightmare
you wish you never had.

And now that you have
turned me into you;
I'm glad you and I,
we're together in loneliness.

Forever ...

[JonathanLockely]

Oh my Darling,
come with me and you'll be starring,
in a motion picture extravaganza,
a veritable bonanza,
a treat for the feet,
a feast for the beast,
a tale that has two endings,
(something)
the other mind-bending,

As far as I got. ^ ^ I fail at poems.

[tailor STATELY]

I still keep these 'gems' on my web page; most likely to let my better 'poems' shine brighter in contrast:


Vacuous... but not Confused


Confused...
Walking purposely
he figured
the lady,
her eyes designed
without wit
and impossibly
hardly a mind,
... wasn't

6-3-2004


Sea ?

Seascape scenery
Scenario seems seemly
Seeing siege selah

6-3-2004


Don't Feed the Birds

Tempt not the fowl beast
That wing-ed adversary
Doth one's repast plagues

5-26-2004


I've written so many poor poems; perhaps I'll plague this thread with more later.

tailor STATELY

[Heathcliff]

Lemme see,
your a nacho.
Life is a burrow of spit,
lava is in my hair.

I think the trees are green,
I like hotdogs.
The picture didn't come out,
I need a better camera.

There once was an old woman,
She died.
And the lightning,
never happened.

My fingers are nice,
I don't like noses.
Stupid histograms,
gotta do a maths test.

______________________

That was awful.

[Heathcliff]

Open up your eyes,
nope, open them.
There's a horrible view.
Haha, you saw it.

What am I doing?
Should get some milk.
I like milk,
we have Banana Nesquick.

I was reading a book,
and I got to the end.
Then I read the blurb,
what a load of trash.

Should go to the shops.
Need lemonade and deoderant.
Can't drink Coke,
hurts my heart.

Doesn't make sense,
such is life.
Gotta get it.
My arm is itchy.

[snape]

smelling flowers,
and someone put the lemon in the meat mixer
i like sniffing things
i used to pick my nose
and i ate one brussel sprout
i also like sitting
but standings good fun to
my pinky smells like vomit
even after it's been washed
ants are small and gorillas smell bad

[SleepyWitch]

loving christmas

Christmas is a lovely time of those you love not fear,
The many carols in the streets that you like to hear.
Christmas is a gathering of those you find most dear,
That makes christmas my favourite celebration of the year.

Recieving gifts is good, giving gifts is great,
Shopping for the christmas gifts always being late.
You like recieving something even if that you hate,
But quality dosen't matter it's the thought that they create.

Dad's outside working mums inside for the same,
but for the little kiddies it's all just one fun game.
although it can be hard work you're glad that everyone came,
you put in lots of effort but the teens just think it lame.

S.A.W.S
Summer is nice and hot and sunny
Just the right time to have fun that is funny.
The sun is shinning very bright
Bringing beauty in the sunset at night.

Autumn is a grand old time
with leafless trees and vineless vines.
It is the time to jump and play
In dirty piles of leaves all day.

Winter is the coldest season
For being cold it has no reason.
We're freezing from head to toe
Soon the terrible cold will go.

Spring has come with flowers to
With lots of garedning jobs to do.
Spring is a fun time
But unlike winter no vineless vines.

Snape, this is incomparably bad

[mazHur]

Old Merci!!

I hate
wine
gambling
womanizing
pig.

I hate
wine
gambling
womanizing
pig
dead meat
blood
sodomy
favors from in_laws
show off
arrogance
hypocrisy
suicide
and above all
Old Merci!!

Maz

Read more: http://authspot.com/poetry/old-merci/#ixzz0oVVpytJQ





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[Caderyn]

This is my land, not for you
I am selfish, you are too
Draw a line or build a fence
Then cross it at your own expense
I hate you since your house is green
And just for that I will be mean
I’ll say this once, I’ll say it twice
Cross my path and you’ll get lice
Take my stuff and we’ll have wars
I’ll beat you with my dresser drawers
If I have to, I’ll use my shoes
Doesn’t matter since you will lose

[moonbird]

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
sunshine is warm
like your loving smile
and just seeing you
makes it all worthwhile

**This was a real love poem that was given to me. Join me in gagging!

[Revolte]

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
sunshine is warm
like your loving smile
and just seeing you
makes it all worthwhile

**This was a real love poem that was given to me. Join me in gagging!

I'm afraid I can't join you in the gagging, I think it's awfuly sweet, in a cheesy kind of way, but I'm a cheesy guy and a sucker for cheesy cute stuff like that lol.

ok lets see what kind of crap I can spew out.


Water bottle cap,
is not really a water bottle cap
in fact
it's a soda bottle cap
only the bottle itself is for water
so does that mean
after all
it is a water bottle cap?

[milktea]

This is my land, not for you
I am selfish, you are too
Draw a line or build a fence
Then cross it at your own expense
I hate you since your house is green
And just for that I will be mean
I’ll say this once, I’ll say it twice
Cross my path and you’ll get lice
Take my stuff and we’ll have wars
I’ll beat you with my dresser drawers
If I have to, I’ll use my shoes
Doesn’t matter since you will lose

Uh... perhaps my taste resides only in my mouth, but I like this poem. I think it's really clever.