Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[The Atheist]

Prendrelemick this will cheer you up no end. Picture the scene, a packed M.E.N. arena in Manchester two totally commited sides and a real opportunity to put one over on New Zealand, and guess what you won. England have beaten the Kiwis at last, you are now officially the top dogs. It was a close run affair but you prevailed 24-21, let no one underestimate this historical triumph for your FEMALE NETBALL TEAM. Atheist if its any consolation, your team were better looking than the All Blacks, marginally. Well done Mick. .

Did you get to see the Jamaican team?

That Romalda Aiken could certainly [censored by management]

She is bloody gorgeous, as is the Aussie skipper, Sharelle McMahon.

Now that brings to mind thoughts of Romalda Aiken and Sharelle McMahon...

[jocky]

Did you get to see the Jamaican team?

That Romalda Aiken could certainly [censored by management]

She is bloody gorgeous, as is the Aussie skipper, Sharelle McMahon.

Now that brings to mind thoughts of Romalda Aiken and Sharelle McMahon...

I am keeping out of this one Atheist, that Three Sparrows might be watching and we could be in big trouble.

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OK. Alan, I am opening two


and would like to ask you who you consider as the prettiest women tennis player?
Is it



or maybe



or maybe



???

Sorry to interupt guys, just flew in from the girls forum and they were having a quilting bee: May I suggest you do a little photo shopping with the tennis lasses. Take the chest of the first, the hair from the second and the hips and legs from the last. Give the mixture that tall beer and you'll have a lovely date

[prendrelemick]

Take the chest of the first, the hair from the second and the hips and legs from the last. Give the mixture that tall beer and you'll have a lovely date

Apart from all that grunting.

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Apart from all that grunting.

Do ladies "grunt" in the UK; we delightfully moan in the states

[MANICHAEAN]

No they lie back and say; "Oh George what a lovely ceiling"

[skib]

Ceiling texture is always a great conversation topic in my bedroom, for sure.

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What do the ladies say when you join them in the shower?

[prendrelemick]

Gerrout!

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I don't know, I'm not one for laying under the beast where it may fall on me.
I like to keep it right between my honches where I can, at least, feign control

Bah, every time I come in here, that girly, "No Boys Allowed" thread is somewhere near the top. God knows what goes on in there - probably the typical girlie stuff about love, babies, quiche, who has a crush on whom and those things no Real Bloke [TM] would ever stoop to discuss.


First off - beer is possibly the best chance christians have of proving a god exists. How something so beautiful - when made properly, which doesn't mean in some gigantic factory

I hear the women are all plotting to break into the bloke forum; shall I stand right outside your locker room and protect you?

I've heard, from private sources, that the best beer is made over prison toilets with moldy bread and fruit juice.

[prendrelemick]

No they lie back and say; "Oh George what a lovely ceiling"

To which I reply. George ??

Do ladies "grunt" in the UK; we delightfully moan in the states

Only when hitting the balls very hard.

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Only when hitting the balls very hard.[/QUOTE]

Tennis balls?

I am keeping out of this one Atheist, we could be in big trouble.

Poor jocky, is that naughty Atheist trying to get your pious Scottish personage in trouble (but, you know, he does add zest to the party)
I shouldn't worry too much, birds can never stay in one place very long given their insatiable desire to feast on the biggest, juiciest worms

[jocky]

Poor jocky, is that naughty Atheist trying to get your pious Scottish personage in trouble

That is so spooky! A disembodied voice whispered in my ear: Jocky, Jocky you need to attend church this Sunday. I did, and got no spiritual consolation whatsover, however I am five thousand quid richer as I nicked the lead off the Kirk spire. The lord works in mysterious ways. Do I need to sacrifice a goat or something ?

[The Atheist]

That is so spooky! A disembodied voice whispered in my ear: Jocky, Jocky you need to attend church this Sunday. I did, and got no spiritual consolation whatsover, however I am five thousand quid richer as I nicked the lead off the Kirk spire. The lord works in mysterious ways. Do I need to sacrifice a goat or something ?

Five grand sterling?

Two goats and a ram, I should think.

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That is so spooky! A disembodied voice whispered in my ear: Jocky, Jocky you need to attend church this Sunday. I did, and got no spiritual consolation whatsover, however I am five thousand quid richer as I nicked the lead off the Kirk spire. The lord works in mysterious ways. Do I need to sacrifice a goat or something ?

Wait, Wait, I'm sure you didn't listen long enough to that disembodied voice; I'm sure it said, "Jocky, my lad, I'm blessing you with 5'000 quid so you can send it to that lovely lass across the Atlantic

Five grand sterling?

Two goats and a ram, I should think.

Now see, Atheist, You were hearing that through a warp in time where somebody, I forgot who, was supposed to gold electroplate their goat and worship it