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    What's the weirdest, freakiest thing that's ever happened to you?

    Spill!

    I have a rather long and involved ghost story that I can't type out right now because I'm too bleary eyed to function.

    Tell us your thing and I'll get back to mine.



    crap, I typo-ed 'wierd'. If a mod sees this can you fix?
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    Seeing the film Eraserhead
    The Moments of Dominion
    That happen on the Soul
    And leave it with a Discontent
    Too exquisite — to tell —
    -Emily Dickinson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4

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    Hmm... lemme check my database... hmm...

    GOT IT!!

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    i ate a cockroach and i liked it

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    myself and someone else had more or less a similar dream on the same night.
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

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    abduction by aliens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    abduction by aliens.


    I think....maybe
    Explains a lot then! hehehe
    (i jest! *runs away before being tazered* )
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    my poems-please comment Forum Rules

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    I left my eyeglasses at the gym and when I went back to pick them up, the desk woman was wearing them. It was really awkward when i had to tell her she had my glasses on and could i please have them back.
    I don't even understand how she was able to see with my prescription.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    i ate a cockroach and i liked it
    Plain or with a bit of sauce? I bet it was crunchy and juicy!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pollopicu View Post
    I left my eyeglasses at the gym and when I went back to pick them up, the desk woman was wearing them. It was really awkward when i had to tell her she had my glasses on and could i please have them back.
    I don't even understand how she was able to see with my prescription.
    Mayhap she took your eyes too, and both of you didn't notice

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    My life must be really boring, as I can't come up with anything especially weird or freaky happening to me

    Unless you count getting lost in the middle of a forest after the sunset with eight younger girls on my responsibility at the age of fifteen (But hey, we weren't really lost, we just couldn't see where we were after it got dark. But in the morning finding our way back to the civilization was a piece of cake )
    Little Lotte thought of everything and nothing. Her hair was golden as the sun's rays and her soul as clear and blue as her eyes.
    Gaston Leroux - The Phantom of the Opera

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annamariah View Post
    My life must be really boring, as I can't come up with anything especially weird or freaky happening to me

    Unless you count getting lost in the middle of a forest after the sunset with eight younger girls on my responsibility at the age of fifteen (But hey, we weren't really lost, we just couldn't see where we were after it got dark. But in the morning finding our way back to the civilization was a piece of cake )
    I have it all figured to pour some sauce in your life, so listen up. Go to that forest again, get REALLY LOST in there, have some adventures trying to get back to civilization (like making one of the girls disappear and having a few others eaten by a bear ), and once you're done (and once the bear is done eating ) come back here and tell us the full story. Tip: if you have to exaggerate the story a bit to make it weirder, then go ahead; nobody will tell the difference if they weren't in the same forest at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximilianus View Post
    I have it all figured to pour some sauce in your life, so listen up. Go to that forest again, get REALLY LOST in there, have some adventures trying to get back to civilization (like making one of the girls disappear and having a few others eaten by a bear ), and once you're done (and once the bear is done eating ) come back here and tell us the full story. Tip: if you have to exaggerate the story a bit to make it weirder, then go ahead; nobody will tell the difference if they weren't in the same forest at the same time
    Actually I dreamt of a bear coming to our camp that night we spent in the forest (I'm pretty proud of myself for being able to sleep even though it was raining the whole night, our tent was leaking just above my face and I didn't even have enough space to sleep normally, but had to bend myself into an "L" ), but I'm afraid that's the best I can do
    Little Lotte thought of everything and nothing. Her hair was golden as the sun's rays and her soul as clear and blue as her eyes.
    Gaston Leroux - The Phantom of the Opera

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    Good question. I would have to cite (at least among strange events in the recent past) a certain performance during which my nose randomly started bleeding onstage in a scene where I was supposed to be dying of poison.
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    I've had dreams that point me to things that happen later.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Okay, you're all not going to believe this. But I swear it's as I remember. . . . .

    One Easter when I was six or seven or eight -- it was the early morning gloaming. I was, as usual, sleeping in the top bunk. I think I hear something outside my window. A faint breeze is blowing; the curtains move slightly.

    I sit up. And look out the window. I see the shadow of a large, human-sized rabbit pass by my windows. I'm terrified and duck under the covers. A couple seconds pass. Then, I pull back the covers, sit up, and look out again. And the shadow of a large, human-sized rabbit passes by my window again. This time in the opposite direction.

    The strangest thing: with as much terror as I felt the first time, I was met with an equal amount of calm relief the second time.

    The upshot: I haven't seen the Easter Bunny. But I have seen its shadow. Twice.
    “Oh crap”
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