character brawls

[kingoflombards]

but it is paved in asphalt. Nice try. It is still a lava orb.

[kingoflombards]

Just as Artemis gets bored hanging there, a figure walks through the lava, completely unharmed. It is, naturally, the King of the Dead Lands.

"What were you doing in my world?", he demands.

[Nikhar]

"Fish, it must have been the full moon already!" Artemis thought.

"Good Guess!" The King yawns.

Taking this to his advantage, Artemis pees on the King of Dead Lands thus extinguishing his fire for a few seconds.

From the sky, comes a noble eagle. Artemis settles himself on its back and they fly away to safety.

[kingoflombards]

But how? You are in a lava orb of doom, despair, and rockin' awesome fire.

[kingoflombards]

Meanwhile, Harry Potter, Artemis' group buddy, is hiding under his invisibility cloak. He is obviously forgotten by the King and his hordes. (I'm giving you the answer!)

[ShadowFire]

The Professor wheels over to Fox to say, "What is our next course of action?"

[kingoflombards]

Venom crawled out from the shadows and started for El Professor.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel appears with the power of a plot device and extinguishes the lava orb, not before making sushi. Yes, Axel is back!!! "Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time"

[kingoflombards]

The King of the Deadlands fell to the ground. Not only had his magic lava orb been destroyed, but he was deathly allergic to sushi!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, still wondering where the crap the stupid fairies were, decided to see what was going on. She was suddenly startled by the eagle with Artemis, but not before she saw Axel walking calmly out of a castle...eating sushi.

[kingoflombards]

The King had taken his allergy medicine and now had a more airtight mask then he did before. He drew his sword and rushed Axel and Xion.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion being quick in action (this is true, even though she was a bit idiotic before) shoved Axel out of harm's way and her keyblade appeared out of nowhere. Before the king could do anything, Xion advanced on him, going into what I call rage mode, she slashed and hacked at the king mercilessly. His weak attempts to protect himself, to no avail, and soon he was reduced to a pile of dust.

[kingoflombards]

His illusion lifted and his two-hand sword came down on Xion. He swung the sword easily in one hand in fast circles of doom! MWAHAHAHAHAH!

[ReflectionOfSky]

Where upon Axel burst his airtight mask with a quick burst of flame and shoved sushi down the king's throat. Red blotches appeared on the king's arms and his face turned into a giant pimple. Axel popped it with the king's sword.

[kingoflombards]

The armor is fire proof. The flame glances harmlessly off of the King and he engages Axel in battle.