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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    both are gross in my opinion.
    Agreed, but mixed with a generous pouring of Glenfiddoch and imbibed frequently one tends to forget all about the acidic taste of the tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    what has being Scottish have to do with the price of tea?
    I'll get tae tea soon, but the Scots are nae known fur their great intellect, lassie*! Note jocky's use of quote tags!



    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    See what you have done now Athiest, imagine starting an argument about tea. Honestly, you could create a row in an empty room. Do you prefer Typhoo or Earl Gray?
    That's been said about me in a few different places, although this is probably the first time it's meant tongue-in-cheek!



    Tea?

    Black lychee.

    If Earl Grey is the nobility of tea, and I do like a cuppa the old fella, the the chai lychee I drink is not just king, but all the gods of taste as well. I'd like to be able to describe it in the normal male manner of comparing the taste to certain things best portrayed by angels, but the mixed company forbids me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    both are gross in my opinion.
    That opinion will only be acceptable if you have an alternative.

    Otherwise I shall have Parker fetch the doorman to have you ejected!

    (I hope you're an anti-tea person; we haven't had someone forcibly removed from the premises since jocky's mam tried to barge in a while back)

    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Most herabal teas are OK.
    Oh my god, looks like you'll be next on the list.

    Herbal infusions are NOT tea!

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    PG tips I can just about stand when I am desperate!
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    *besides the fact that just about everything useful ever invented was invented by a Scot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Agreed, but mixed with a generous pouring of Glenfiddoch and imbibed frequently one tends to forget all about the acidic taste of the tea.
    Funnily enough, I don't like scotch in tea, while scotch in coffee - a substance I usually rate right next to used sump oil on the drinkability scale - is great.

    Maybe it's that 6:1 ratio I use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Earl grey is ok nice even especially with cake, or when its ridiculously hot. ( though most people find iot disgusting that I like milk in mine sometimes) Typhoo is the pits, te stuff tasts like dirt! now Morrisons own organic fairtrade is NICE then again the co-op 99 tea is also quite nice. HUmm twinings is nice not fairtrade. Yorkshire tea is good but quite strong. Irish breakfast tea ( what was the brand you got me niamh?) is yummy. Masala tea has a nice kick to it. Most herabal teas are OK. lipton is muck. PG tips I can just about stand when I am desperate!
    That critique on tea was unsurpassable and should be the definitive last word on the subject, however, I have this terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that we have not heard the last of this.

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    well! you obviously missed my last post athiest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    It was irish tea but it was a gold blend not a breakfast. although what is classed as Irish breakfast abroad is bog standard here. you want a really good Irish tea, go for a pryamid, gold blend reserve. Bewleys clipper and green label are also very nice.
    SO why idnt I get this wonder tea then ?
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    Herbal infusions are NOT tea!
    This is also my opion if you are talking only herbal infusions. Im talking arabic based in black tea mixed with fresh herbs like mint , or sage , or cloves.

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    Hey They still have pretty good adverst, johnny vegas and sock monkey! NO patch on the BT soapsyle adverst though!
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    Sorry I was gone for a while, I was just getting my steel helmet and flak jacket from the loft as I had this strange feeling that the thread was getting a wee bitty dodgy. Arguments about tea have a habit of getting out of control. Tea has never had the same resonance with me since they invented tea bags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Tea has never had the same resonance with me since they invented tea bags.
    Wow are you THAT old?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Wow are you THAT old?!!
    Yes, my mammy was 127 when she passed away, only two days after Athiest booted her off the Blokes thread.

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    So you were drinking tea over 101 years ago?

    he isn't serious about his mam being deadis he??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    So you were drinking tea over 101 years ago?

    he isn't serious about his mam being deadis he??
    Aye, my great grandma used to sip it with me regularly while passing on her words of wisdom, in fact she is still on the go.

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    Bloody Nora! what do they have in the water in scotland??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Bloody Nora! what do they have in the water in scotland??

    Usually whisky.

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    Athiest, I have not forgot the Quote quip, you should know us Jocks have long memories, what were we talking about again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    well! you obviously missed my last post athiest!
    I certainly did.

    (Although........ Irish tea? It just doesn't sound right. Where do they grow it?)

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    That critique on tea was unsurpassable and should be the definitive last word on the subject, however, I have this terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that we have not heard the last of this.
    Correct, the cudgels are drawn and all other cliches standing by!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    SO why idnt I get this wonder tea then ?

    This is also my opion if you are talking only herbal infusions. Im talking arabic based in black tea mixed with fresh herbs like mint , or sage , or cloves.
    Ah, that's ok, then. I was a bit worried that that curried grass gunge some people drink and call "tea" is what you meant.

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Sorry I was gone for a while, I was just getting my steel helmet and flak jacket from the loft as I had this strange feeling that the thread was getting a wee bitty dodgy. Arguments about tea have a habit of getting out of control. Tea has never had the same resonance with me since they invented tea bags.
    Tea bags?

    What are they?

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Athiest, I have not forgot the Quote quip, you should know us Jocks have long memories, what were we talking about again?
    Long memories? Is that why you wear kilts?

    Tea, mate; tea!
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