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    hehe not aimed at you at all jocky, more a general that is really much too vauge to expalin. And the ruskin gibe was my fault, I opened that door and I knew the story even if I didnt get too detailed about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    There is no arguing with that logic Athiest, but at least it wont pop out of the package and demand instant cash and acceptance of the latest nutcase she is dating. We need to get back to the simple life, where, oh where is Prenderelmick when we need him most?
    I may be leading the simple life, but I have three of those "daughter" things

    Have you been exfoiliating Jocky? I find wearing wellies all day does the job for the lower leg
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    ...wait exfoliating?
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    Have I got my girly beauty-speak wrong?

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    well Im not sure depneds what you are on about and dnevr had the dubious pleaur eof exfoliating ( unless you count the time my sister got 'revenge' by emptying half a tub of salt in muy bed- she was annoyed because it didnt bother me in the slightes truthfully I didnt even realise, except to think huh?but I havent been to the beach how did I get sand in my bed! )
    Mind Id think that the wellies affect would be more like the affect of knee high cheapo thick nylon socks in 42 degrees + celsius (thats like 105 f I think) in that it kills off all the hair follicles and gives you a free fairly painless wax....
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    I may be leading the simple life, but I have three of those "daughter" things

    Have you been exfoiliating Jocky? I find wearing wellies all day does the job for the lower leg
    Yeah, that's always a funny one. Six months in gumboots and your calves are like a girl's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    I may be leading the simple life, but I have three of those "daughter" things

    Have you been exfoiliating Jocky? I find wearing wellies all day does the job for the lower leg
    I empathise with you completely and without reservation. Prendrelemick, not only have I been exfoiliating I have also been losing body hair as well. Thank you for the welly advice it is much appreciated.

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    hehe not aimed at you at all jocky, more a general that is really much too vauge to expalin. And the ruskin gibe was my fault, I opened that door and I knew the story even if I didnt get too detailed about it.
    Your being mysterious and cryptic Nightshade. I hate it when you women do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Your being mysterious and cryptic Nightshade. I hate it when you women do this.
    But I am not being cryptic you just aren't following there is a difference.
    Id like to say its because you are a male and obviously cant follow my superior thought patterns, unfortunately its more a case of needing a special night interpretation gene which is non-gender discriminative...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Id like to say its because you are a male and obviously cant follow my superior thought patterns, unfortunately its more a case of needing a special night interpretation gene which is non-gender discriminative...
    I am so glad you didnt say that!

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    She knows you're Scots and was being polite.

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    what has being Scottish have to do with the price of tea?
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    [QUOTE=The Atheist;756487]She knows you're Scots and was being polite.

    See what you have done now Athiest, imagine starting an argument about tea. Honestly, you could create a row in an empty room. Do you prefer Typhoo or Earl Gray?

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    both are gross in my opinion.
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    Earl grey is ok nice even especially with cake, or when its ridiculously hot. ( though most people find iot disgusting that I like milk in mine sometimes) Typhoo is the pits, te stuff tasts like dirt! now Morrisons own organic fairtrade is NICE then again the co-op 99 tea is also quite nice. HUmm twinings is nice not fairtrade. Yorkshire tea is good but quite strong. Irish breakfast tea ( what was the brand you got me niamh?) is yummy. Masala tea has a nice kick to it. Most herabal teas are OK. lipton is muck. PG tips I can just about stand when I am desperate!
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    It was irish tea but it was a gold blend not a breakfast. although what is classed as Irish breakfast abroad is bog standard here. you want a really good Irish tea, go for a pryamid, gold blend reserve. Bewleys clipper and green label are also very nice.
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