I'm a cold Italian Pizza, I could use lemon squeezer.. would you do? I've been bit and I've been tossed around by every she-cat in this town... haven't you babe...?
I'm a cold Italian Pizza, I could use lemon squeezer.. would you do? I've been bit and I've been tossed around by every she-cat in this town... haven't you babe...?
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What colour did you do it?Originally Posted by stlukesguild
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Primarily red... cadmium red... lots of gold leaf,,, and a nude.
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What! still concious st luke, perhaps Sammy smiths' does't travel very well.
Picture please!
Madonna with the red and gold hat, inspirational.Primarily red... cadmium red... lots of gold leaf,,, and a nude.
Good job its not Athiest's sixth, if you know what I mean, Sext just doesnt sound right for a bloke!
No, dammit. We were in a fishing contest and didn't take the camera. The 100lb mako won biggest fish, which we then ate and it was my intention to keep the jaws - not all that big, but reasonably impressive - but the head got eaten by one of the farm dogs!Picture please!
I've got barracouta jaws and stingray stings, but no damn shark jaws until I get another.
I have another mako story as well. I was fishing on a charter launch, ready to kill anything when a huge mako (skipper's estimate 500lbs+) took the bait and the line sped off. I reeled the line in to find the bait fish - an 18-inch sea trout - cut clean in half behind the hook. Smart arse shark took the food and not the hook. Man, was I unhappy!
Good job its not Athiest's sixth, if you know what I mean, Sext just doesnt sound right for a bloke!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Athiest, I reeled the line in to find the bait fish - an 18-inch sea trout .
An eighteen inch sea trout! Now in Scotland thats what we call impressive. Dont suppose you have got a picture of that?
Last edited by jocky; 07-28-2009 at 07:13 PM.
Plenty of pics of them - here's one my daughter caught. Not 18", but a good size which we had for dinner that night.An eighteen inch sea trout! Now in Scotland thats what we call impressive. Dont suppose you have got a picture of that?
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Athiest, told you I had visited New Zealand before, that is a wee Jocky if ever I have seen one.Plenty of pics of them - here's one my daughter caught. Not 18", but a good size which we had for dinner that night.
Last edited by jocky; 07-28-2009 at 08:25 PM.
That's my other kid - I was taking the photo.Athiest, told you I had visited New Zealand before, that is a wee Jocky if ever I have seen one.
If you want to claim ownership of that one, you can have her! Free delivery.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
No way Athiest, I have enough on my plate as it is, but thank you for the kind offer. I have been to hell and back with daughters. Just send me the trout.
Last edited by jocky; 07-28-2009 at 08:47 PM.
Could be a little smelly by the time it gets there...
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
There is no arguing with that logic Athiest, but at least it wont pop out of the package and demand instant cash and acceptance of the latest nutcase she is dating. We need to get back to the simple life, where, oh where is Prenderelmick when we need him most?
Last edited by jocky; 07-28-2009 at 09:46 PM.
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Nightshade, please tell me where I have messed up? It cant be on my intellectual comments, as far as I am aware I have yet to make one. Please tell me its not the toeshaving one on the girls thread, somebody told me to do it I think he was called Athiest, or was it Prederelmick. Oh, not the Ruskin one, I read it in the Ladybird book of art crticism. Please give me a break I am feeling fragile and unwanted. Love from unloved Jocky
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